What is the craziest christmas carol you've ever heard?

Question

I think it is a tie between Dominic the Donkey and Grandma got Run Over... lol
(post lyrics if possible)

Answer 1

Schizophrenic "do you hear what I hear?"
Dementia- "Think I'll be home for Christmas."
Narcissistic- "Hark the herald angels sing about me".
Maniac- "Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and offices and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants"
Paranoid-"Santa Claus is coming to get me"
personality Disorder-"You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why..."
Borderline Personality disorder-"Thoughts of roasting on an open fire..."
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder-" jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock...................(better start again).

Answer 2

I LOVE this one!!

"The Chimney Song"

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.

Answer 3

Definately "Chirstman time in the ghetto" by Snoop, tha dogg pound, and Nate Dogg and Trae Dee from tha Eastsidaz

Answer 4

Markin' Up My Winter Wonderland...about a dog peeing on the snowman :)

Answer 5

Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney,
Stuck in my chimney, stuck in the chimney
Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney
When he came last year

There he was in middle of the chimney
Roly-poly, fat and round
There he was in middle of the chimney
Not quite up and not quite down

Santa please come back to my chimney
Back to my chimney, back
Santa please come back to my chimney
You can come back here.

Cause baby, made a brand new chimney
Just for you this year!

Santa, come on back!

Answer 6

christmas in hollis