Not a joke I'm afraid... When I'm pissed I ring people up and bug them. ''Heeeeeeeeeeelp me I drank too much vodka. I Love you. You're my bestest friend.''
2006-12-07 05:47:24 · 23 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
As my Ex used to say "A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts" you just tend to say the stuff that you wouldnt have the guts to say when your sober.
2006-12-07 05:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for this question....I'm still laughing at some of these great responses!!!
Here's me: "By gawd, we gonna load up the pick-up and git them thare shotguns and jes' go over yonder and kick his azzz!"
I should mention that I am a 5', 110-lb. housewife from TN. And I'm not really sure who "he" is, it may be all those country songs about cheating men running around in my head.
The only thing that keeps me from being too ashamed to face the other women at the PTA meetings is that most of them have already climbed in the back of the pick-up and are waiting for me to drive.
2006-12-07 14:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing - I gave up booze altogether in 1992 when I was spending £50 a week on it. I've had loads of holidays since - New York twice, Cyprus, Spain, Paris and I've saved £16,700 in an ISA. Oh, and I haven't had a ******* hangover for 14 years. It's great. You should try it.
2006-12-07 14:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get drunk and from time to time tell people that Dire Straits are an underrated band.
When I'm sober I think they are crap, like every other sensible human being.
2006-12-07 13:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink,@rse,Feck,Girls
2006-12-07 13:49:34 · answer #5 · answered by Father Jack 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I'm pissed enough, I just grin since I'm usually unable to speak anymore...
2006-12-07 13:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Cold Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have loadsa lines when im drunk....
"No officer, im not drunk"
"Where r my shoes? Im sure i had them earlier"
"I dont care how many drinks i have on the table, i want another one"
and my favourite....
"I want salad on my kebab coz im on a diet....hic...."
2006-12-07 14:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by Tressnut 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am fond of saying "gduwi iueu vxksak gkhjuyr"
2006-12-07 13:51:28 · answer #8 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not tonight luv I'm drunk.
2006-12-07 13:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta pee like a race horse
2006-12-07 13:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by Hefeweizen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋