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Do you think they'll hire me!?

2006-12-07 05:41:53 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I almost crapped my pants when I read your question.

2006-12-07 05:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by duritzgirl4 5 · 6 1

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2016-11-30 06:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yes they'll hire you if you can convince them you've just demonstrated a "New Age" style of good manners. If you're really persuasive you'll have the entire interviewing staff ripping loud ones and spraying the insides of their tighty-whitey's. Good luck...
...just get outta there before the room explodes!

2006-12-07 05:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Royce R. 3 · 0 0

I would go with a big NO on that one lol. Maybe next time you go an an interview try Imodium ad and Gas ex. That should stop those problems and get you a job :)

2006-12-07 06:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Me 6 · 0 0

That is perfectly acceptable in West Virginia, Kentucky & Newark New Jersey.

If the job is outside those 3 geographical areas, you are shitt ouf of luck... < pun intended >

2006-12-07 05:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Of course hun. I'm sure they are an equal opportunity company. Hold your head high sweetie and bring along some depends next time.

2006-12-07 05:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who would not? That must have took some guts to finish the interview. Was their a really bad smell?

2006-12-07 05:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jus tell them that you have craptofartaslia, the disease that causes uncontrollable bowel issues. Then you could sue if passed up, based on descrimination of the disabled.

2006-12-07 05:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by ExpertOfNothing 3 · 0 0

So, are you friends with the dude that barfe on the person interviewing them? Seriously, I just answered that one!

2006-12-07 05:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by Billy K 3 · 0 0

LMAO um no I doubt it. However next time you have the runs reschedule your interview. LOL daym

2006-12-07 06:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Thang 2 · 0 0

Only if you said 'Excuse me' afterwards. That would prove you know your manners, and would be perfect for the job.

Long Live Jambi

2006-12-07 05:43:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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