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My lawnmower has become crazy - at first, it was pretty laid back, and wanted to hang out and such. We even went to the movies sometimes. I talked about replacing it with a riding mower, since I am so lazy. Now it is demanding premium fuel, oil changes all the time, and threatening to shred my hedges if I don't comply. What should I do?

2006-12-07 05:29:29 · 9 answers · asked by hi_its_bryan 3 in Home & Garden Garden & Landscape

9 answers

LOOK THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! WHATS NEXT ? EXPENSIVE PARTS REPLACEMENT? GERMAN BLADE? I SAY YOU PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN BEFORE IT ALL SPINS OUT OF CONTROL (SPINS, GET IT?) , ITS TIME TO UPGRADE , SO BE IT, LET THAT LAWN MOWER KNOW YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS, YET AT THE SAME TIME LET IT KNOW THAT THERE IS SOME JOBS A RIDING MOWER IS JUST TO BIG CLUMSY TO ACHIEVE, SO INSTEAD OF AN OUTCAST NOW YOUR MOWER IS A "SPECIALTY TOOL", WE ALL HAPPY FAMILY!!!

2006-12-07 05:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by alephontime 2 · 1 0

Try taking lithium first and then see a small engine repairman about the mower problem!

2006-12-07 13:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by gibbyguys 4 · 0 0

Freecycle it and get the riding mower!

2006-12-07 13:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by Tora 2 · 0 0

Listen to the mower. Do it.

2006-12-07 13:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

get a lawn service thats comes out and does your lawn or move where someone else does your lawn

2006-12-07 13:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by missscs326 2 · 0 0

i'ed get a devorce---your just mad because the voices only talk to me.

2006-12-07 14:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Steve C 5 · 0 0

you better do what it says... appendages are his favorite food along with small children and pets.

2006-12-07 13:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lay under it

2006-12-07 13:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

stop taking acid?

2006-12-07 13:31:40 · answer #9 · answered by *little one* 4 · 0 0

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