the word "Girlfriend"
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing..." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
2006-12-07 04:05:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol I liked that, too funny. Thanks once again for the smile. P.S. dont be discouraged by some of the responses. Keep asking your jokes they are funny and more amusing then some of the sick crap thats been on p&s today.
2006-12-07 04:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Thumper 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't know. when i hear 'girlfriend' i think of the girl i want to ask out, i guess.
that 'I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone' was kind of a laugh
2006-12-07 12:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When i think of girlfriend I will now forever think of poor poor lorraine.
2006-12-07 12:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by penelope 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cruel for that guy to do that to poor Lorraine.
2006-12-07 12:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by Cutebunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I think of the word girlfriend I think of you,someone that clearly doesn't have one.
2006-12-07 12:56:54 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. And the first thing that comes to my mind is an old movie, which had a similar part. I can't remember its name, though.
2006-12-07 12:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not exactly what comes to mind when I hear the word "Girlfriend" - cute though.
2006-12-07 12:08:48 · answer #7 · answered by GingerGirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one !
Remind me of "I can see clearly now" - Johnny Nash
2006-12-07 12:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are Clearly, something else!!
2006-12-07 12:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
boyfriend!
was it a sad story or a Joke?
2006-12-07 12:07:21 · answer #10 · answered by Mysterious 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋