A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. As they walk hand-in-hand, his lustful desire rises to a peak.
He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss."
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests that she go behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight nylon knickers rolling down voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage and touches her leg. He quickly moves his hand up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God, Mary, have you changed your sex!"
"No," she replies, "I've changed my mind. I'm taking a shi*t instead."
2006-12-07 03:47:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OH my god....
that is disgusting.
my mouth is still hanging open....
I loved it!!
<3
2006-12-07 03:51:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,I am not shocked that Eraser,,Unbreakable,New Guy and No Entry are the same person.You keep telling the same jokes over and over.
2006-12-07 13:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It shockes me at how many times you tell the same joke it was funny the first time.
2006-12-07 11:51:30 · answer #3 · answered by tealgirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whaaat?
2006-12-07 11:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Megs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?
2006-12-07 11:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by ... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aghhhhhhhhh some toilet paper pls!
2006-12-07 13:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It almost went over my head but funny!!!
2006-12-07 11:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shivers!!!
2006-12-07 11:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the question?
2006-12-07 11:50:59 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!!
2006-12-07 11:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋