What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
2006-12-07 03:29:59 · 17 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Sweetie --- I applaude your balls in posting ..... so f'n true it's sad. If only more men had the courage to say what's in their thoughts ...... and for the record you are about 99.9% correct ... only thing might be
Maybe = No
Maybe = maybe and depending on how you play your cards could be a yes or a no
Made my day .......
2006-12-07 03:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by cdnponygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did enjoy that! Truth is that for most women SOME of the time, most of this is true. A lot of it is extreme, but let's face it - we all have extreme moments. But we are not judged by our highs and lows but by our middles.
2006-12-07 03:33:53 · answer #2 · answered by none 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe! Thats pretty funny... True, sometimes and depends on the girl. I'm pretty direct but I know some of my friends are just like that!
2006-12-07 03:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by Tracy G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSO! YEA! That's awesome dude, and sooooo true. Especially the lights one and the How much do you love me. My girl does that when she's done something she knows I wouldn't like.
2006-12-07 03:34:29 · answer #4 · answered by TheONEJay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be absolutely truthful and coming from a woman, YES, most of it is true and I mean yes ! not no ! well, you get what I mean lol
2006-12-07 03:33:43 · answer #5 · answered by Rozcoco 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-07 03:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny..most of its true..it reminds me alot of myself
2006-12-07 04:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by Kip 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is great, you can make new dictionary from this.
Good luck, guy!
2006-12-07 03:37:07 · answer #8 · answered by eddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its crap it sounds like you and your partner don't know how to communicate or else your so bull headed that she cant talk to you
2006-12-07 03:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by theessenceofrose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sexist and demeaning.
also mostly true
2006-12-07 03:37:30 · answer #10 · answered by credo quia est absurdum 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋