A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
2006-12-07 03:27:16 · 20 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL....yep definitely laughing!
2006-12-07 03:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Chrissy 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I am laughing at the fact that you have 4 accounts to tell the same jokes over and over and you think no one notices.We all know that your Unbreakable,No Entry,Eraser,and New Guy.And lets not forget your suspended account under the name Citizen.
2006-12-07 13:13:57 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Yes I'm laughing
2006-12-07 20:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm disturbed ONLY in the sense that it was funny when I first heard that joke back in the 1970s
2006-12-07 11:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Don R 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That is too funny, shame on you men for not listening to us women.
2006-12-07 11:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by manders 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL very funny. teaches him a big lesson on listening to women.
2006-12-07 11:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ouch. Funny one!
2006-12-07 11:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
laughing
2006-12-07 11:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by **** if i know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no that hurts me not laughing at all
2006-12-07 11:32:35 · answer #9 · answered by mustang64093gt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. that is a classic. I've heard better, but not many.
2006-12-07 11:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋