Mine are all full of people at the moment, and I need one for Xmas eve, as I am gonna nail Santa once and for all.
His head on a plaque, pride of place above the fire in the Ante-room, right next to the Tooth Fairy's, is the only Xmas present I want this year - can you help
2006-12-07 02:43:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I got a beaver trap...will that work?
2006-12-08 12:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. I don't have a spare one. Mine has got the Easter Bunny in it. How 'bout I give that to you for Xmas to add to your plaque collection?
2006-12-07 05:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by S&S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few, you can borrow, but I want them back. I need them for next year. Can I have the deer, once you catch That Evil Santa. Send me the picture when you get the job done.
2006-12-07 02:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by Raziel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No bear traps here, Ichi, but I do have some ant and roach traps. If we gather enough of those and enough mouse traps from somewhere(I know a guy), we'll surely be able to nail Santa to your wall!
2006-12-07 02:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was going to give you the Easter Bunny for Christmas, only I ate him, so I'll fax you a bear-trap instead.
2006-12-07 04:06:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure thing, Ichi. In fact, here is a crowbar and some vaseline as well. One can never be too prepared.
2006-12-07 02:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
♥ Got a cat trap♥
2006-12-07 02:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by *TWEET* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't have Santa, he's on MY hit list. I fully intend to suck him dry, being a vampire and all...
2006-12-07 02:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got this dog handbanana, he'll chew the nads off a bear. you can borrow him. that fat dude sure is creepy boy.
2006-12-07 02:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by Nietsnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, a friend is borrowing mine right now.
2006-12-11 02:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
What's up with you?
Why would you want his head on a plaque?
It won't at all look nice with your furniture.
Well as long as you won't use it on animals, it's fine with me...
Good luck with that.
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Santa's head...
No more presents at Christmas.....
Sob-sob...
2006-12-07 02:48:35 · answer #11 · answered by StormyWeather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋