Could this be man heaven?

Question

I left my wife and kid's six months ago.

I've hired a maid. Getting laid is easier than ordering pizza here. The beer is cheap. There are no longer any toilet seat down issues. No more complaints about farting in bed even if the dog occassionally has to leave the room. I think I've died and gone to man heaven.

Answer 1

Your respondents are a bunch of turds! You think a man leaving automatically makes the man wrong eh? That is about as sexist as it gets right there.
I left my pot head jobless no ambition wife that wouldn't listen to reason. I agreed to come back if she would quit smoking pot everyday to include spending our money on it, and if she would agree that we need counseling for our marriage and willingly attend.
She wouldn't budge and basically decided smoking pot and partying was more important than keeping her family together. So I guess I am going through a mid life crisis and a male pig now too right?
You **@&#*$ !@@^(#(* !!

Answer 2

Could you be in heaven knowing your kids and your wife are not with you? One can never have peace of mind and true happiness when one shirks one's responsibility. Being responsible is having peace of mind. All the little issues about farting, etc. are very trivial things compared to the joy of looking into your kid's faces when you are old and lying sick in your bed. When they graduate from school and you watch them march to the stage. the feeling of fulfilment can never be matched. When you lead your daughter to the altar with pride for having her grow up to be a fine young lady. Think about all these and what you are missing now that you are still strong. Be a true man while it is not yet too late.

Answer 3

TarKettle is right about the raising of children properly...but it takes both mother AND father PRESENT IN THE HOUSE for this to succeed with any consistancy. That said, single mothers being on the rise, for whatever reason, play a HUGE part of the reason many young men act the way they do. Some mothers have serious problems with disceplining their sons (not daughters) which leads to the irresponsible behavior being spoken of in this thread. Interesting thing is that such sons grow up to become the kind of men that create the same problem over again...so single-mothers are a self-perpetuating phenomenon.

What somebody else said about a lot of sexist assumptions being made as to the character of the one who posted this question is also correct. Quick to judge, quick to anger...slow to understand. Ignorance and prejudice...and fear walk hand-in-hand.

Answer 4

Good for you, and I'm sure you may be having "the time of your life" having indiscriminate sex and farting (indiscriminately) in bed with your dog, but I'm sure your children are miserable, and miss you. Way to go. And as far your ideal "Man Heaven" you actually sound very lonely, sad, and pathetic. I feel sorry for you.

Answer 5

I am the one in Male Heaven. I have never been in a relationship. I have no kids. I support only myself. My pornography is so darn good that I don't need sex. And at only $30 a month, it is cheaper than a prostitute, and no diseases.
I don't bother women and they don't bother me, except at work.

You know something else? Behind every low-life male is a bad mother. Raise your boys right and they might just become socially upstanding men.

As you can see, I am right where I deserve to be. You women can at least give me thumbs up for that acknowledgment.

Answer 6

Sounds like the wife and kids are better off without you. I hope you're making child support payments.

Answer 7

Why is everyone so uptight on here, sheesh let a man enjoy farting in bed and the occasional one night stand.

Answer 8

I feel sorry that the kids don't have a dad. Unfortunately whatever the relationship you had with your wife, the kids don't deserve not having a dad.

Answer 9

this sounds like a dirty an nasty old man ,good thing mom an kids are gone.maybe now they are happy without the smell of nasty farts ..man you stink ..body an mentaly

Answer 10

somewhat a version of this tale is that 2 adult males are tryin to get to heaven even as one guy asks the different so how did u die... same tale spouse dishonest and that i ought to not take it... searched everywhere for the bastard and ought to not discover him.... chicken the different guy seems and tells him...why the Fup.c.ok didnt u examine the rattling refrigerator!