Me and my friend Lou were hanging out last night nursing a case of Pabst and this show came on. Dumbest thing I ever saw. I don't even know what it was called. Tha't's it! I thought. So I go into the kitchen and grab my 12 guage. Then pumped 3 rounds into the TV. Lou got all excited , pulled out his 45 and ran off a whole clip. I'm pretty sure he hit the TV at least once. I know he clipped Ole Ernie (that's my dog) on his right ear. Ole Ernie wasn't to happy about that, let me tell you. So anyways, my goofy neighbor calls the Sheriff an he comes out, tells us it's illegal to shoot a TV. WTF? It's my TV (well....not actually. It's my girlfriend's).
What's this country coming to?
2006-12-07 00:22:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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Justifiable TVcide, in my opinion :-))
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2006-12-07 00:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by zen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Geez, what a couple of morons! In many areas it is illegal to discharge a firearm in city limits, within certain number of feet from a public right of way, within certain number of feet of occupied structure, etc. Not to mention that you could have killed each other (which would have been the evolutionary law of natural selection at work by removing you two from the gene pool) Lucky you didn't get hauled in for animal abuse, poor Ole Ernie.
2006-12-07 00:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by PRS 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess the reason why your neighbor called the Sheriff is because they tought something is going on... who would not be bothered when you hear gun shots? It is like disturbing the peace so maybe that's what your neighbor reported and not you shooting the tv per se
2006-12-07 00:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by (,") Verns (",) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If interior of sight ordinances limit discharging a firearm in the city limits. Sarah could have that result on human beings. pay attention to her and and a lot of folk who theory they have been sensible come to comprehend that they are in actuality "contaminated with stupidity." She is incredibly enlightening, isn't she? sturdy for you.
2016-12-13 04:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well hows the dog doing at least? Maybe next time you should saw it up with a chainsaw, and why stop at the tv?
2006-12-07 00:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by me :) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Discharging your firearm within city limits is illegal.
You could take your TV out to a national park and unload on it if you want.
2006-12-07 00:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is against most city ordinances to discharge a firearm within city limits
2006-12-07 00:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousin Anna likes to shoot her men after she sleeps with them. Don't fret none there now. She doesn't kill them, just wounds them. She aims for the middle, but always ends up shooting them in the foot because she's so drunk. She likes to think of herself as the black widow (named after the black widow spider get it?). They say it runs in the family. You think you and me could be kinfolk?
2006-12-07 14:28:04 · answer #8 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should stop and think first. You could really hurt someone. Well he already shot your dog and that should be a warning to stop playin ' aro;und.
2006-12-07 00:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by :) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are fu#cking idiot!hope the dogs alright,you don't deserve to have a animal.and you don't need a gun.who sits around drinking and gets thier gun and shoots the t.v.your the reason people have to fight for thier rights to have firearms.
2006-12-07 00:26:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋