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You'll only end up losing lots of underwear...

2006-12-06 21:09:53 · answer #1 · answered by neovenator21 2 · 1 0

None. It's just air. But I suppose someone could burn at least a half a calorie if they are really making a strong effort to push a fart out. In fact, I bet someone could lose 5 pounds per year if they were really gassy and they had problems pushing farts out.

2016-03-28 21:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A well known usage of the fart in Middle English occurs in Chaucer's "Miller's Tale" (one of the Canterbury Tales). In the tale (which is told by a bawdy miller as a group of pilgrims travel to Canterbury), the character Nicholas hangs his buttocks out of a window and farts in the face of his rival Absolon, who is instead expecting a kiss. Absolon is humiliated by this gesture. Nicholas then attempts to repeat the prank, and Absolon then sears Nicholas's rear with a red-hot poker.

2006-12-06 21:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by lester 1 · 2 0

Farting is not the answer to lose weight. It only pollutes the air.

2006-12-06 22:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1 0

you seriously need a hobby

other than farting

2006-12-07 01:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by Rowdy's Mama 3 · 0 0

What's with all the farting questions?..

2006-12-06 21:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by Spread love like violence. 5 · 1 0

lol!you'll loose your friends and people around you.not your weight.

2006-12-06 21:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You'll lose all your friends, not weight.

2006-12-06 21:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

None, it's just air. (mostly smelly at that, ACK)

2006-12-06 23:15:58 · answer #9 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0 0

only if they are the very wet variety

2006-12-06 21:10:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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