A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
2006-12-06 20:30:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
HAHAHA. I heard this joke when I was in 1st grade. Awesome!
2006-12-06 20:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kool Dude
2006-12-07 07:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I once thought of writing a book titled, "Around America in Thirty Lays" chronicling all the states I've done it in.
2006-12-07 17:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Judith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! I liked this one!
2006-12-07 04:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the gayest thing i ever heard.
2006-12-07 06:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-12-07 04:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by sabam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice answer to a *****
2006-12-07 04:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by melody m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Hehehe!!!!
2006-12-07 04:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by Candy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2006-12-07 05:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by 520 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋