2006-12-06 19:16:03 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They don't have brothels in Warsaw as sex as a therapy is available free. They will even accept home visits - very discrete and its possible to have a "double" if there is a "slack" period.
This means that there is no need to polish a brothel and the homes are well dusted.
Hear about the man who saw an athlete carrying a long bag? He said "are you a pole vaulter" to which the man replied "No I am german, but how did you know my name is Walter?"
2006-12-06 19:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, it`s a poetic rhyme about a tool commonly used by a carpenter.
2006-12-07 12:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it is not the words are Vice Versatile
2006-12-07 03:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You hit the nail on the head, mi amigo!
2006-12-07 03:19:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A PLANE IS ON IT'S WAY TO LONDON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO LONDON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO LONDON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO LONDON.
2006-12-07 03:32:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's Latin
meaning: The positions being reversed
2006-12-07 03:50:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♫ Nightingale 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
should i have pink nails or blue????
i dont know ask a question i can answer
=D
2006-12-07 05:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by louise h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-12-07 06:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋