1. how's your golf game
2. there goes my sex drive
3. please don't retire
4. I'll miss you
5. you can't be replaced
6. I'm just a horny old broad
2006-12-06 16:41:34 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
"Hey, babe, you wanna play some golf? You look like you got game. How's your golf game? I'm a good driver and I wanna make it with you."
"Yeah, well, speaking of driving, there goes my sex drive. The thought of making it with you makes me want to retire an old maid."
"Please don't retire, I'll miss you out on the greens. I've been thinking about you all day, looking at you in that short white golf skirt and I could really use the company."
"Do me a favor and replace your sick little little fantasy with someone else."
"You can't be replaced. Tell you what, after we play some golf we can take my Lear jet to Kauai, there's a luau tonight at 7:00. I'll have my chauffeur pick you up."
"You know, truth be told I'm just a horny old broad and you're kinda cute."
2006-12-06 16:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I let my boss know that I'd be retiring after thirty years on the job. So she sat me down and said, "please don't retire, You can't be replaced and I'll miss you." Then she looked at me and smiled, "Besides, do you really want to have the same conversation with your wife for the rest of your life? The only thing you'll talk about is, 'how's your golf game?' and you'll be left thinking there goes my sex drive!" I just laughed and said "Don't worry I think I'll survive, I can't wait to retire." She laughed with me and said, "Well what do I know? I guess I'm just a horny old broad! I love my job, my life and I'll never leave!"
2006-12-06 16:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by Caitlin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is all made up (pretending that I'm an old woman):
The other day I went golfing and my partner asked: "how's your golf game?" I failed to get it put in the hole so I replied: "there goes my sex drive!" I thought I was doing well until my partner replied "please don't retire" instead of the expected response of "don't quit your day job". I refused to believe this so he knew that I would be fired from my current job and he said "I'll miss you" because "you can't be replaced". I replied, nothing gets in the way of sex, "I'm just a horny old broad"!
2006-12-06 16:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering if you play much golf lately? I guess since you're retiring you'll be on the golf course all the time now. You know it's going to be different with you not around. I don't think they will ever find anyone with as much drive as you've had all these years. Speaking of drives, would you like to have dinner with me sometime and talk about old times? I wish you would stay longer, maybe just one more year. We'll all miss you tremendously and personally I will miss you. Please don't go just yet.
2006-12-06 16:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by debbie2243 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My name is Freakeinstein.What you r going to read is a memoir of one of my day.I'm just a horny old broad and I m 16 year old freak.My day begins meeting my 46 year old girlfriend Pamela Anderson.We met 25 years back and she changed my life.I left my 19 year old girlfriend Meg Ryan.Meg told her last words while leaving that "I'll miss u" and I replied "Bye Bye SISTER".In the noon I take a hang out in golf.There I met my 17 year old friend Jackass and I said "How's your golf game going buddy?".Jackass replied "Just trying to poke the pole".In the evening I met with an injury so serious that i had to take a leave from my 30 year old job.The boss is so proud of me and did not sanction my leave.He said, 'You can't be replaced at such work pressure".But he granted the leave and told me to take care.As soon as i left the office i saw 36 year old girl friend Oprah Winfrey and all i can say is, "There goes my sex drive". Well i returned home and called my 48 year old girlfriend Hillary duff to pass som time with me.She said that she is free and to come soon.I went at her house and she told me that it is late night and we better do som action rather than chatting.I said OK.In betwwen the action i felt pain due to my injury and just took a pause.But Hillary like her impatient nature said "Please don't retire fast it's just 3 hours since we started."I said OK.
2006-12-06 17:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man. Boy, oh boy, I want to be a kid again, but I don't want to relive the time, just after Forrest and I had seen that episode of The Twilight Zone where Shatner says "there's a Gremln on the wing of the plane," I took Forrest out to the train tracks behind my house and asked him, "you want to see something really scary?" Then I pushed him onto the track as a joke. I thought no trains came by that late in the day, but I was wrong. I yelled "run, Forrest, run!" but he couldn't. His foot was stuck. He lost his right leg because of me. I almost killed my best friend. Ok, how about that?
2016-05-23 02:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Henry please don't retire," shouted Grandma. Henry softly whispered, "I'll miss you too but it's time I find a different job; I'm getting too old to be a male whore." " But Henry, I'm just a horny old broad with a little need. You can't be replaced with anyone else!!! What are you going to do?" "I'm planning on playing golf" replied Henry. "Really? how's your golf game?" "Well not so good yet."
"Oh, so you're going from screwing to sucking?" Grandma asked politly.
2006-12-06 16:55:29 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋