His rotund physique makes this especially likely to happen, with a blazing Yule fire below.
2006-12-06 15:54:50 · 14 answers · asked by alnitaka 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
What happens if he gets stuck in the chimney, but there is not chimney?
Hmmmmmmm?
2006-12-06 15:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why, could you be interior the chimney, the place did Santa go? are you men getting a divorce? oh enable me wager, each courtroom is in choose of the female, whether it relatively is her fault they are placing apart, so which you got the residing house and the Elf's and Santa did no longer get sh*t yet a boot interior the a** to the mum loving streets, i assume it relatively is why I observed Santa in front of the CVS/ Pharmacy soliciting for money and ringing a bell huh. Equality my a**, no such element, and at the back of each cynical guy, is a b*tch that made him open his eyes.
2016-10-04 23:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone can help him or he won't get the Children present on Christmas Eve.
2006-12-08 13:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he calls 911 for the fire/rescue to get him out with a big winch.
2006-12-06 20:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs, Claus takes his place?
2006-12-06 15:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by Vae 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just leave the back door open for him. Put a note on the top of the chimmney so he will know. MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! HOHOHO!!!
2006-12-07 01:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by mrsreadalot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worse case senario:
You'll have an extra turkey to eat.
2006-12-06 15:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by ~*FreeSoul*~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He will either be smoked to death or he slowly starves until he loses enough weight to slip down into the fireplace.
2006-12-06 15:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Pico 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then all of christmas is screwed and someone is gonna shoot santa and his reindeer.and the kids will cry and i'll be laughing like hell.
2006-12-06 15:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by Danny 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No presents next year, that's for sure.
2006-12-06 16:04:51 · answer #10 · answered by heebie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋