2006-12-06 15:29:33 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Boricua♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Yo momma's so old, when I told her to act her age the beyotch died!
Yo momma's so fat her picture falls off the wall from the weight!
Yo momma's house so nasty even the roaches wear slippers!
2006-12-07 17:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by bigclaire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat that when she weigh herself, the scale said 'to be continued'.
Your momma's so fat, when she went to school she sat next to everyone!
Your momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Your momma is so dumb because when someone said it was chilly outside, she ran out the front door with bowl and spoon in hand.
Your momma is so fat that when she walks into Taco Bell, everyone runs for the border.
Your momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles
Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of ****.
Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
I think thats enough lol...
~Hugz
2006-12-06 23:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by runner. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so dumb, the b itch jump out the window and she fall up
2006-12-06 23:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid she shared at a carton of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said consontrate
2006-12-06 23:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by Loudest Mime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale...
2006-12-06 23:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by sexxipirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't this be under jokes or something?
2006-12-07 23:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Dawn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your 4head is so big it's a 5head!
2006-12-06 23:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
none, they're old.
2006-12-06 23:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋