1. Always
2. Some like it hot
3. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
4. Lost in America
5. Funny girl
6.So I married an axe murderer
2006-12-06 14:54:52 · 13 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
The vixen was hunting for rabbits on the lawn of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. She was really lost in America. After all, she was born in a den in Canada, but since some like it hot, she moved south.
But just now, a little boy who always tries to catch foxes when he sees one was sneaking up on our foxy friend. After he throws a bag over her, he started running away when he was confronted by an animal rights activist with an axe. When a Secret Service agent saw this, he threw the activist to the ground and asked where the axe came from.
"So I married an axe murderer," muttered the activist," Big deal! It's better to be an axe murderer than a fox-kidnapper! Arrest that boy instead!"
But the Secret Service agent thought otherwise when the fox popped its head out of the bag and started licking the agent's face. "Funny girl!" laughed the agent, "You are just SO cute." And he let the boy and his new pet fox go.
2006-12-06 15:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
One day I got lost in America. I couldn't find anything else to do, so I married an axe murderer. He thought I was a funny girl. What did I think of him? Well, some like it hot. Oh man, was he hot. Though I'm still working on stopping his murderous tendencies. I always tell him he needs to control his anger- it's not nice to murder people just because they don't say hi to him on the street. Anyways, we bought a house- our new address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. No, not the whitehouse, we just built the house ourselves and thought it would be cool to have the same address. So I guess I'm not lost any more. But we probably won't stay there much longer, especially now that I have given away the address of an axe murderer...oh crap, looks like we gotta run from the cops now!
2006-12-06 15:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by mrs. vader 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Always the Funny Girl at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, when she was in the movie, Some Like It Hot. She was later Lost In America- so I Married An Axe Murderer.
2006-12-06 14:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by jyone scotani 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
There is always a funny girl standing at the gates of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. She talks about how she always gets lost in america. I asked her where her favorite place in America is. She said she loved Arizona. I guess some like it hot...She told me about having problems with a stalker. I asked her what she did. She said"I tried the police, but they were useless. So, I married an axe murderer and I haven't had any problems since."
2006-12-06 15:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I always was a funny girl and wondered how i fell in love with a retarded bum. So i married an axe murdered instead to get away from it all. We moved from Mexico and got lost in America. With no money and no place to go we eneded up on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue where I had to sell my goodies just to make ends meet for the both of us. Some like it hot and but i preferred to give it to them cold but unfortunately i was worn out by the next day so we ended back to square one!
2006-12-06 15:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Thang 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a stand up comic who was always a very funny girl. One day her routine started out with "So, I married an axe murderer..." This didn't sit well with the audience, as some like it hot and others don't, and she ended up being booed off the stage. Sad and distraught, she wandered aimlessly until she realized she was lost in America. She asked a pedestrian where she was, and he replied, "Why, you're right outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!" She then went to the president and he got her her job back, and all was well.
2006-12-06 14:59:55 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I got Lost in America the other day. Suddenly I found myslef at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. SOme funny girl walked up to me and said Some like it hot but I prefer cold nipples. I agreed and told her always. Then I asked her how to get home. She told me to marry her and I did. Now I'm dead cuz I married an axe murderer.
2006-12-06 14:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I was born in Canada. When i was 7 we moved to "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue." But I missed all my friends in Canada so i desided to run away. I packed my bags and headed for the nearest bus station. But after I got off the bus i found myself "Lost in America." I went back home. I was "Always" good with finding my way back home. I grew up and went to high school where I was voted as the schools "Funny Girl" in the school yearbook. After high school I went to college and meet this photographer and we fell in love. Well lets just say "Some like it hot"---we ended up sleeping with each other the first night we meet and he got me pregant. We had a shoot gun wedding and "So I married an axe murderer."
2006-12-06 15:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by art rat 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i alway try 2 b good. but sometimes i just have 2 b the funny girl at parties.and the ppl of 16oo pennsylvania ave., always seem 2 b lost in america. one congressman told me, that the ppl up, well, he said, some like it hot. if u know what i mean. i do, 2. and last time i was at 1 of their parties, i was really buzzed, so i married an axe murderer. funny girl,my azz.
2006-12-06 18:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by big foot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So I married an axe murderer", big deal. Some of my girlfriends have gone and married some of those stuffed shirt, buisness types that look as if they belong working at "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue". I consider myself a "Funny Girl" and one who longs for adventure. Our life is exciting, fesh and new. We have lived in almost every state so I know we could never get "Lost in America." His job "Always" has us moving. I have asked him if he wants to retire and all he says is, "Baby, I will retire when they catch me, kill me or send me to hell." I wish they would send us to hell because at least it would feel like we were on vacation. I don't mind the weather because we all know "Some Like it Hot."
2006-12-06 15:18:16 · answer #10 · answered by Riss 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋