2006-12-06 13:50:59 · 9 answers · asked by Carcin Ogin 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Probably it is just you wife trying to get you to stop snoring.
2006-12-06 13:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by Alan Turing 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Becuase a probe in the daylight is just not romantic enough.
2006-12-06 22:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by jdm6235 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sunlight glinting off their sharp little probes hurts their bug-eyes.
2006-12-06 21:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because, like Count Dracula, they are true vampires and cannot survive in the sunlight. Further, it's so much more romantic to make contacts by candlelight!
2006-12-06 22:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by salty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've seen their enormous eyes so you should realise they are not very keen on strong light. They also think we are much nicer when we are asleep because our loud voices upset their sensitive ears and they don't have to listen to our constant whining and bickering. I think they don't like us very much.
2006-12-06 22:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ted T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you are asleep and don't notice. I would be disturbed if I saw them coming at me when I was awake, wouldn't you?
2006-12-06 22:18:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They want to steal your identity so that they can immigrate from Mexico.
2006-12-06 22:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by Mark W 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
easy access
2006-12-06 21:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Bopeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They like buttsecks.
2006-12-06 21:58:05 · answer #9 · answered by ¥æ£Majik£æ¥ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋