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Poured water on the small gremlin, kicked him in the nads, and popped him in the microwave...
He just wobbled out and is now shaking his little fist at me and is screaming at the top of his lungs in Gremlinese.
NOW what do I do????

2006-12-06 13:29:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

Pour a pOt of golden honey all over him,
then tie him to an ant hill, sit there and
sing German songs off key ......
If that doesn't work call me in the
morning provided he hasn't
squashed you into his pocket
where you will be until he sneezes
3 times in a row & someone says,
was gibt es? wozu dient das? wohlgefuhl? .....
And if the gremlin says yes, then your
free to start again to rid your presence of
such creatures .....
gOOd luck !!

2006-12-07 06:51:03 · answer #1 · answered by ♪σρսϟ яэχ♪ 7 · 0 0

Put him back into the microwave, duh! Hit the button for baked potato twice. That should keep him quite for a few minutes while you grab a rope from the garage to tie him up with and leave him in your father in laws house.

2006-12-06 21:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Duct tape it in the corner of your room and throw some darts at it.

2006-12-06 21:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0 0

holy crap.....quickly run down to the video store and hire the movie "gremlins"....that'll tell ya what to do

2006-12-06 21:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

call 911

2006-12-07 16:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by Just_A_Person!! 2 · 0 0

wtf?
Wat is a grmlin in the first place?

2006-12-06 21:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0 0

pick him up, hug him and rub him. tell him your sorry. then give him a bath and take him to bed with you

2006-12-06 21:33:40 · answer #7 · answered by rhonda3826 5 · 0 0

Cook him.

2006-12-06 21:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ruuuuuuun

2006-12-06 21:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by Agent99 6 · 0 0

lol

2006-12-06 21:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by rad 2 · 0 0

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