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one of my main elfs are sick and on bed rest, i need to find a replacement for him. is there anyone up for the job? the best person gets to go to lapland and meet me. interested then tell me why you feel you are the one. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

2006-12-06 13:02:32 · 11 answers · asked by Hunny Bun... 3 in Family & Relationships Friends

11 answers

Because I love Christmas and still believe you exist.
And I absolutely love the song "Here Comes Santa Claus."
I am great with Reindeer...love flying...and I can help you with your toys.

Diddy:
On Donner, on Dancer, on Prancer or Cupid
On Dasher, on Comet...oh great now I feel stupid
All those reindeer flying around
How great when their feet leave the ground
But with one elf sick I hope Santa picks me to help him
I know my chances are not great and even slim
So come on Santa make me as your elf
And I will make sure not even one toy stays on the shelf

2006-12-06 13:06:28 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0 0

Where is Lapland? I don't think I'm the one for the job, at this time. But I'd like to do something for you. Maybe even dress as you, at the Sear Mall, where I live. Good luck!

2006-12-06 15:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My ears are pointy
I believe in Santa
and I'm only 24

I live at home
and we have
a brown door

and if you pick me
I'll let you knock in my back door

will that do?

2006-12-06 13:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by live life 4 · 0 0

Bah Humbug!

2006-12-06 13:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yup!Im the one......Im pretty,I am unemployed and in need of attention!!!!may be even in need of an older gentlemans companionship!{may be you could be my sugar daddy!!!I just got dummped for a bartending stripper chick and I am feeling quite lonely!!!!Just kidding ...about the sugar daddy comment.......but I did get dumped for a bartending stripper chick......Ive been a bad ,bad girl can you still make me happy and give me a new boyfriend for christmas{not a looney one either!!!!!

2006-12-06 13:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pick me...im short..so ill be a good elf!!!i love christmas!!!happy christmas santa xx

2006-12-06 13:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by Lydia K 4 · 0 0

As long as you pay me double time and a half!...I don't come cheap :)

2006-12-06 14:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by debs1701 3 · 0 0

wot

2006-12-06 19:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i love carrots

2006-12-06 15:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by icy 3 · 0 0

ill do it

2006-12-06 13:09:49 · answer #10 · answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7 · 0 0

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