A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she said 2 her husband,"Please be gentle,I'm still a virgin."
What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going 2 be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed 2 function, but he said he'd look in 2 it and get back 2 me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able 2 deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he unders2od the basic process but wanted three years 2 research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never
sure how 2 position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband#10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was....
God! I miss him!!!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the lawyer,but,why?"
"Duh! You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2006-12-06 12:50:10 · 7 answers · asked by nydiva28 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
ROFLMAO! That was a good one. Thanks for cheering me up!
2006-12-06 13:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Koozie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny sad if true but funny
2006-12-06 20:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHA HA HA, funny joke
2006-12-06 20:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by dtmc542006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LUV IT!lol
2006-12-06 21:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little long but cute
2006-12-06 22:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by crazyme 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is great. too funny.
2006-12-06 21:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by mason 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-06 21:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋