I am interest in detailed answers people.
I dont care if it is one you thought of after you walked away- you know those ones.
2006-12-06 12:35:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I just can't do snappy comebacks. I'm one of those people that thinks of something superbly witty to say hours after the fact and then mourns the lost opportunity. I'm so bad I can't even recall one of those witty 'after the fact' retorts now.
So, I shall give you a couple from one of the fastest wits ever, Winston Churchill:
Lady (I can never remeber her name): “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly, but in the morning, I shall be sober.”
Nancy Astor: “If you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
2006-12-06 14:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I honestly can't remember any good comebacks that I thought of. Sucks because there were some gems...
So I'll share the best come back I have ever seen. It was a few months ago in response to the question How long is 60 minutes? The response was as long as your fathers penis. I still can't get over that.
2006-12-06 12:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by dolphinluver22000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite comeback will always be walking silently away from someone desperate for an argument.
2006-12-06 12:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by existenceisrelative 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, a guy comes up to me in a bar and asks, "what's your sign?" Very original, but I tell him, Leo. He says, "Well, I'm an Aquarius. I'm water and you are a fire sign. Together we could make steam." I say, "You know what fire and water make? Wet wood." He stammered and slunk back to his table.
2006-12-06 13:05:03 · answer #4 · answered by drtrdgrl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well one day some one told me hay ya fat pig!
i said whoa, if i am a fat pig yo mamma's could have sunk the titanic if she stepped on it
I know this is sucks but i am tired so give me the 10 points
2006-12-06 12:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by ashlee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a quarter call someone who cares!
2006-12-06 12:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by whatdousay2that 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I work with a lot of guys. We're all friends and like to pick on eachother....it's fun. When one of them tells me "you suck!" my reply is "you'll never know!"
that's my favorite.
2006-12-06 12:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i lied to a cop and he caught me so i said"so i lied!sue me!"
well... he said " no thats ok i ll just arrest you"
and he did -the end ok not a good comeback but kinda funny story
2006-12-06 12:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, I use "I know you are, but what am I?" That is the most awesome comeback.
2006-12-06 12:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by Rachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Used when my husband says something smarty! :)
2006-12-06 12:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by Screaming Banshee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋