A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?"
Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight, there's no moon. After dark, go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning, they'll all be red, you'll see."
Well, what the heck? She does it. The next day, her neighbor asks how it worked.
"So-so," she answers. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."
2006-12-06 12:27:51 · 21 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-12-06 12:28:52 · update #1
Lol. Good one.
Oh...so I was amused....lol
2006-12-06 12:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-14 04:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... sounds like the neighbor had a peeping tom thing going.... WHO on earth would fall for that anyways?
That was funny though
2006-12-06 12:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by sugar_twilight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My answer was the same as the last 20 times you asked,no I'm not.
2006-12-06 13:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow that was a good laugh. at least the cucumbers turned out fine!
2006-12-06 12:30:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That is funny! I am not disturbed, but I'm really just that kind of guy!
2006-12-06 12:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by bsurge33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, nothing shocks me and I am not the amused one, so I must be disturbed!
2006-12-06 12:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am naturally disturbed & generally unwell. (You get browine points if you peg the songs & artists.)
However, this joke was surely amusing to me. Thanks for sharing.
2006-12-06 12:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one !
2006-12-06 12:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-06 12:30:07 · answer #10 · answered by pghpanthers2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋