P!ssed off with the rabbit, cone etc! Any ideas anyone?
2006-12-06 11:40:11 · 30 answers · asked by Welshchick 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Try those new trainers from Nike's sister company called Dike ..... they have an extra long tongue and come off with one finger ................... :-o
2006-12-06 11:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Loads of people have given you some good ideas on here about how to satisfy yourself whilst your hubby is away, from fruit and veg (!) to nice sensual baths and eating chocolate...and the vodka bottle!! The idea you DON'T want to put into practise is from JAZZ...she is cheating...and although her world now rocks...she is still going behind her husbands back and being a mattress--its ok to try differing methods of sexual relief on yourself...but a mattress shouldn't be an option. HAVE FUN!!!
2006-12-06 20:28:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a nice bubble bath, soft music, candles. If you drink a glass of wine, lay in the tub and get fully relaxed. Close your eyes and massage your own body. Then when you are ready make love to your self. You can buy vibrators that are water proof. The rest is up to you. At least your are not trying to cheat on him.
2006-12-06 11:47:13 · answer #3 · answered by cm f 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that this is deeper than you let on. Mine found a way to occupy herself. So I'm finding my own way too.. What makes you bad, makes you better. The power to decide what you want to do next, is the only power you have control over. And it's all yours, not some other fuckers. You have to find your own way to heal yourself. Put yourself first, and make yourself strong for any children involved. Start to live and don't hang around.
2006-12-06 12:29:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you've gone off the stew AND the ice cream
i suppose u could try having a nice chat with ur hubby
about all the nice things you'd like to do when he gets back ??
2006-12-06 11:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Find a female friend you find attractive, and get a massage from her. One with a happy ending will release all tensions and pent-up stress. And don't forget to reciprocate.
You'll be amazed at the dream state it will leave you in.
2006-12-06 11:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by johngolfs2002 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sky sports, films, Dvd's, books and then you will be ready for when he comes home. If you can't or don't want to wait there are plentyof people chasing sex websites on the internet. Try one of them.
2006-12-06 11:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by Closed Down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sudoku
2006-12-06 11:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by Ecko 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Trust me when he is away he's fuking or else he would make arrangements for u to join him. So don't feel guilty fuk some some young dude (but you ll have to pay by buying him **** or giving him money) but you'll love it its worth it - i got a 26 yr old, im 43 and he rocks my world. Problem because we are more experienced young guys fall in love with us and start acting crazy - don't tell him where you live or work and get a cell phone that hubby doesn't know about. I keep my cell in the glove compartment, I keep it locked and I turn it off when hubby is around. Or else be honest and tell him you want to swing.....
2006-12-06 12:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋
It depends on what you like to do there are several different alternatives. You can always youse some kind of vegetable or fruit. Or you can watch some xxx movies if you like them. You can always find someone to cyber with if thats what you like. Just depends on what you are comfortable doing.
2006-12-06 11:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get yourself moist, then try a PP3 battery 9volt. let us know what it's like!!!! Or try the end of the bottle of Vodka you bought today.
2006-12-06 11:45:32 · answer #11 · answered by The LIZARD of OG 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋