This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches in length. It's function is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely and ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used, it is inserted -- almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly -- into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
What am I??As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than your very own...
toothbrush.
2006-12-06 10:57:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is Hilarious!!
Thanks for the laugh!!
2006-12-06 11:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i see
2006-12-06 19:02:01 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not have a small hole at the end of my toothbrush
2006-12-06 19:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by puresatin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A toothbrush!!
2006-12-06 19:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by dustbucket40 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i thought u ment somthing else intill i read the rest
2006-12-06 19:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by mark d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL my friends and i didnt get it untill the couple last sentences. do u have any more?
2006-12-06 19:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by misssmoothforever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man...no comment, lol
2006-12-06 19:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by sci fi fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was great
2006-12-06 19:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by Z, unnecessary letter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one !
2006-12-06 19:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-06 19:01:04 · answer #10 · answered by Ændru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋