It can be a joke or just something that someone said/did....I need a good laugh right now. Thanks!
2006-12-06 10:33:22 · 14 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
George W. Bush is supporting democracy in Middle East Countries.
2006-12-06 10:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by Reeno~~66 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Security Lapse in Heaven
Angel coms out of Gate of Heaven with a protesting soul in tow and kicks him out
Angel:(To the gaping Gate Keeper)That guy from India got in Heaven on a bogus entry pass! He had similarly accessed the Indian parliament , bombed it and got killed.What were you doing?
Gate Keeper-(fumbling) But, Sir, his entry pass issued by a religious leader was quite OK
Angel: His pass to the Indian parliament was similarly authentic.
2006-12-06 19:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm.... Hard Question. I have a business associate that does a very creepy thing every Christmas. She MUST have a rubber face....... Well anyway she twists up for face and makes it look like when the Grinch smiles in that movie.
2006-12-06 18:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Elerth Morrow ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.
2006-12-06 18:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by KaShae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..funny Pauly (the first writer) mentioned penguins..
the other night my cousin and I was driving to school and there was this pigeon that was walking right in the middle of the street that i was driving on...i was driving pretty fast but it didnt move out of the way....
so my cousin was like "WHoahhhh you penguin!!" LOLz... she meant pigeon..but it happened too fast so she said penguin.. it gave me a big laugh..
2006-12-06 18:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by jinjer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in the movie 'Big Fat Liar' the guy who used to play Steve Urkel in Family Matters is a cop. he's sitting in the front seat of his cop car and is telling his cop partner, 'i enjoy working with you. i mean we've been thru a lot. but if you wanna keep working with me, you're gonna have to shut the hell up.' they show the partner and it's a clucking chicken!
2006-12-06 18:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by Christ Follower 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love penguins!!
If I had your e-mail I'd send you hilarious clip of penguin nonchalantly shoving other penguin face down into hole in ice!!! Cracks me up every time!! Just think about it you might laugh... I do!!
2006-12-06 19:01:13 · answer #7 · answered by the23FireKeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend was sitting on the coach about 8 years ago and we had just zoned out from drinking...
he leaned over and said "bloated goldfish give me gas."
I almost pissed myself laughing so hard.
2006-12-06 18:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two years ago my friend and i were sitting on a bench by her pool and i was leaning over to pet her dog and then she pushed me off. oh god it hurt...but mostly from laughing! ahhh we have the best of times. =]
thanks for the Q. it cheered me up some =D
2006-12-06 18:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by Clairebear. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend once convinced me hair was poop
and one time I "trimmed" my eyelashes to make the grow faster, because my mom always told me hiar grows faster when you trim it
I'm a bit gullible, if you can't tell
2006-12-06 18:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by makelovenothate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋