Was it walking past your coworkers' cubicles while you laid a silent but super stinky?
Was it cutting a SBD in a crowded elevator and giving someone else a dirty look to pass blame on them?
I just farted in someone else's cubicle while they werent there and left.
2006-12-06 09:50:45 · 10 answers · asked by supersunsetter 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was in the seventh grade. I farted for 30 min straight and the last fart before the teacher asked me to excuse myself lasted for 20 seconds. It took 2 weeks to air out the classroom, and the kids that sat behind me ended up going home sick.
2006-12-06 09:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by johnjd_cmu 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I was at work one time and ripped a nasty one when no one else was around.
A few minutes later when I thought it had dissipated, the lady in the next cube got back and said "Did the sewer back up or something? It smells really bad in here"
I had to fight SSSOOOOO hard to not laugh... Then she said "I think I'm gonna call maintenance to come take a look anyways"
I was quite proud of that one.
2006-12-06 18:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by keri_23062 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
One of the most terrible and Heinous things i ever did was when it was in 9th grade. Just as we were about to get out our family van to head into a restaurant i let loose a devastating anal blast. i myself almost gagged sheer grossness of it. My entire family quickly tumbled out of the car and headed inside. This whole event just so happened to go down in the middle of summer when it was about 95 degrees out. So when we exited the restaurant an hour or so later the smell not only had managed to stay in the car but got exponentially worse. My entire family made me air out the car while they went into the mall. After an hour most of the smell was gone but still didn't fully leave until the next day.
2006-12-06 17:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by Patron Saint of Bear Traps 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was in The Museum of Fine Arts in Boston with a friend.... a group of ladies were working on a painting and discussing it with a college professor. It was a big room with marble floors.... I faked accidentally dropping my keys and went around the corner... My friend bends over to get the keys and I let this massive fart go.... all the ladies thought it was him when he bent over for the keys. He was steamed.
2006-12-06 17:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by KingFunky 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I took a crap on the side of a football field while people were jogging around the track. I was really sick and couldn't even walk, so I just pulled my shorts down right there and let it rip. Believe me, it wasn't pleasant, but I had to and didn't care that people could see my pickle.
2006-12-06 17:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by ryan c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was pregnant and chillin on the recliiner with my shirt up a bit scartching my belly b/c it stretches so it itched and I let out the LOUDEST fart I have ever had and at the exact same moment, the baby on my stomach got scared of the noise and jumped! I laughed SO hard!!! You could see him jump...
2006-12-06 17:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by Laura S 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
When I was 9 gassy months pregnant and just couldn't even offer APOLOGIES for it anymore, my Mom and my sisters came in town to visit and I have a very funny family. My sister was fed up with the flatulence but she made me laugh and I went running into my bedroom in order to go to the bathroom and every time a laugh came out in rhythm with my running it was like, "poot, poot, poot, poot, poot."
2006-12-06 17:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by Sleek 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I haven't farted recently.
2006-12-06 18:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by Professor Sheed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was playing 7 heaven in a closet and i ripped one and the person in their literaly knocked out for a couple minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-06 17:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by chicklover_563 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-12-06 17:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by Russianator 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋