2006-12-06 09:49:39 · 15 answers · asked by Lady Godiva 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Trying to Conceive
Follow the instructions.
2006-12-06 09:53:36 · answer #1 · answered by cocoxnznz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay unemployed, develop an addiction to alcohol, meth and weed. Then go to jail a few times for odds and ends issues, next beat up your significant other and go to jail again (repeat 4 or 5 times). This is what my younger brother did and he has 3 kids with 3 different girls....it must work!
2006-12-06 09:54:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old-fashioned way! Take one woman, one man, a little romance, a lot of love, some lust, and being at the right place at the right time. Nine months later....baby!
2006-12-06 09:52:35 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Strain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go buy a man and a woman, make sure they are all growed up. Then bake them in the oven for about 15 - 20 mins. Hopefully, they will split in the oven and a baby will be made cuz of that. It worked for me!
2006-12-06 09:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Brooke's Mommy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We had trouble conceiving. My husband was given a list of don'ts
Don't wear tight under-ware
Don't go in a hot tub 24 hours before you do it (you have to keep the guys cool.
Don't drink alcohol
Don't do it every day
Cut back on caffeine,
Don't skrimp on sleep.
I was to stay in down with my legs elevated after-ward.
2006-12-06 09:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by mazooka 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best way is the "old fashion way" between a man and a woman...
Now, if your having problems concieving, (and its "your fault", not hers), then try a shot of vitamin B-12 for those critters to scamper where they belong and "Git-R-Done" :)
If its hers, then have her tubes blown out, a laporoscopy and have her all checked out to see what the problem is...
But, lets start with the basics...get yourself a Wife first...(be sure your able to financially to care for one, before you start on this journey to happiness)...
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-12-06 09:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They say that constant sex doesn't do the trick. A mans sperm is less potent the more sex he has. Wait until you are ovulating. After taking birth control they say it can take up to a year to conceive. The best way is good old fashioned sex.
2006-12-06 09:53:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm serious about this, get drunk and just go at it. That's what my brother and his wife did, and now I'm an uncle.
2006-12-06 09:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by thecashmann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With love.
2006-12-06 09:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by Isis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-06 10:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by krylen_tta 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋