Well, me and Shadow my cat and lover have been together for a while now and we decided to go to the cinema. We took some home made kipper popcorn and kipcoke which is very tasty and couldnt wait for the film to start. Anyway, we sat on the back row and as it started to get a bit more crowded we noticed people were looking at us srtange. Do you think its because Shadow was wearing a leotard, i mean its all he had clean at the time. Well anyway, when the lights went dim, shadow put his paws around me to embrace me and then all these sweets came flying on our heads and we got chucked out! Do you think they are jelous because Shadow is so beautiful and hes mine? Or is it because they think cats cant see the cinema screen? Can anyone help? (ps do you know how to get sticky sweets out of cat fur?) sent
2006-12-06 08:17:17 · 19 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Rachel ... everyone was just jealous of Shadows leotard ! i bet it was a leopard skin one , how jet set ! I bet he looked fab in it.
2006-12-06 08:58:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if everyone was paying more attention to you and Shadow then you were both obviously FAR more entertaing than the film - which isn't surprising really.
I'd complain to the cinema manager - let them know that throwing you both out contravenes the European Bill of Human and Feline Rights. You might even get a free annual cinema pass out of it.
As for the sweets, why remove them? Leave them there and you and Shadow will have an instant snack available whenever the kippers run low.
2006-12-06 08:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feminism is all well and good, but you should be washing Shadow's clothes more often! The poor fella, he needs a proper woman to care for him :P
The only thing I can think of to get the sweets out but would be to freeze him and then chip the bits out, not sure how happy he would be about it mind.
2006-12-06 08:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Fairy Nuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people got upset because you were mucking about with your pu*sy in the cinema? How unreasonable can people get!
Try renting a DVD next time. Then you can do what the hell you like!
2006-12-06 11:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a lovely fertile (or should that be furtile!) imagination.
You could try sucking the sweet till is melts
What was the film by the way?. Cat Steven, ***** galore...I hope not Lassie.
2006-12-06 08:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by alan h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats are very lovable. even though if, they might make noises for the time of the action picture and disturb others. additionally, some people be afflicted by hypersensitive reactions. as quickly as we circulate out its extra suitable to think of if our movements at the instant are not being complicated for others.
2016-12-11 03:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by declue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is weird and why don't you try to find a Boyfriend? I meen having a Pet is Great but I think you are going a bit to far.
2006-12-06 08:21:20 · answer #7 · answered by Dew 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its wrong because as soon as you start getting into the film, he'll start scratching at the exit door and tell you he wants to go pee.
2006-12-06 09:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its wrong a cinema is for people only not pets cause pets have a tend to wee everywhere,
2006-12-06 08:41:31 · answer #9 · answered by kitten3484 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Medication and counselling are the way forward
2006-12-06 08:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by voluptuous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋