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I am 60 yrs old and I have started to grow at a rate of 1cm. per day, I am almost 2.5 metres tall now and at this rate I will be 3 metres before Christmas. I am taken the growth hormone Canibetaller 2x and I am now addicted to this substance. I wonder is there anyone else I can reach. I now have to drive my car from the back seat and I have become a person who stands out in a crowd. Is there anyone else with this problem and what advice would you or could you give me?

2006-12-06 08:13:35 · 18 answers · asked by bombermulcahy 2 in Health Men's Health

18 answers

I vote this to be funniest question of the day.

2006-12-06 08:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by Ian 2 · 0 0

go to your doctor.
stop taking the growth hormone.
and how can you drive your car from the back seat ?
is that even possible?
no wonder you stand out in the crowd.
but if you are growing at that rate
at that age.
then yes go see a doctor.

2006-12-07 09:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by uhm_yeh 2 · 0 0

Obviously this is a hoax. You would be over 7 1/2 feet tall.

If you were the height you mention maybe you should play pro basketball.

2006-12-06 08:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by surething_78504 2 · 0 1

Well you you should eat some dried kippers mixed with fresh basil! I will make it for you and send it to you? My brother had this problem with his willy! It worked its stopped growing he wasnt too pleased! Hope i helped my friend!

2006-12-06 08:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by fletch 2 · 1 0

whats wrong with that ? o y did you need to in the first place you shorter than 1 in

2006-12-06 08:19:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stop taking the tabs

2006-12-06 08:24:16 · answer #6 · answered by linkinpark_mnm 1 · 0 0

Keep taking them you might be able to help N.A.S.A. Have a peek see if that is water on Mars

2006-12-06 08:22:10 · answer #7 · answered by terrano 4 · 0 0

hey how are things up there? Just quit taking them or see a dr

2006-12-06 08:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by justme 3 · 0 0

haha why did you take growth hormones again. you cant drive from the backseat of your car, either!!!!

i hope your proportionate..


you know, down there.

2006-12-06 08:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Ben 2 · 3 0

it would be common sense to stop taking the hormore pills.

2006-12-06 08:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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