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Why doesn't Vegetable Oil Like Fire :(
Its was curling up hitting the roof and the cabnit then it ran out of fuel
Didn't cause any damage though!

2006-12-06 08:05:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

I was caught dancing.

2006-12-06 08:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by Let there be JIMBO 4 · 0 0

the worse thing ever was when my wife agreed to let my sister-in-law (who's a total knock-out but not too smart) give me a BJ in front of her one morning. Unbeknownst to me, i entered the kitchen wearing my robe and a 13" extension under it (i tease my wife with it plus its a good arouser for me as well). to my surprise, she dropped to her knees, yanked open my robe and grabbed me. when she realized what i had on, she reached up and grabbed a butcher knife off the counter and proceeded to hack it off. she had no idea how much room i used up inside it (over 9-1/2 ") and cut into my member. blood started gushing out. then she yanked it off me and pranced around the room flailing it about, laughing. i was not only in serious pain but super embarrassed as well. after i came back from the hospital and finally healed, she never did do what she'd originally requested. i now have a huge scar to constantly remind me of that fateful day.

2006-12-06 16:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by Pete_Cochino 2 · 0 0

Wwwaaaayyyy back when I was much younger, I inherited a pressure cooker. Needless to say, I didn't know how to use it & to make a long story short....it blew up. There was crap on the ceiling, the windows, the floor....everywhere.

Thank goodness I've learned a whole lot since then. lol

2006-12-06 16:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by Shadow 7 · 1 0

My pan of bacon exploded into a stove fire really fast once. No serious damage though.

2006-12-06 16:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0 0

several years ago I was melting chocolate for Christmas goodies in a microwavable glass bowl...pulled it out of the microwave and it shattered in my hands, hot melted chocolate and glass shards everywhere!!! Not to mentioned it gave my hands severe burns... I put it on the stove in a double boiler now.

2006-12-06 16:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by gonepostalinmo 4 · 0 0

My washing machine broke and all the water flooded the kitchen.Plus it came out the sink 100 mph!! My cats needed lifeboats.

2006-12-06 17:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I dropped a pie on the floor and set a bar towle on fire

2006-12-06 17:49:50 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

my hubby was gone for a month(JRTC...Army thing)and i wanted apple juice.i couldn't get it opened so i took a sharp knife to it and it slipped and stabbed me in the web between thumb and index finger..it bleed like crazy and i passed out, hit my head, and ended up staying in bed a few days cause i was dizzy..he was mad cause i didn't go to the er...now i have a cool scar..

2006-12-06 16:10:56 · answer #8 · answered by AST 2 · 0 0

I was petrified one day years ago when my mother was cooking french fries in the grease and it overflowed causing a fire, and she threw water on it. Scared me to death.

2006-12-06 16:08:15 · answer #9 · answered by been there, done that 5 · 0 0

Food blew up the microwave and burnt the top of the microwave and broke it

2006-12-06 16:11:59 · answer #10 · answered by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 · 0 0

I realized the other night that I can't even make a hamburger!

2006-12-06 16:07:59 · answer #11 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0 0

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