I was caught dancing.
2006-12-06 08:06:40
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answer #1
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answered by Let there be JIMBO 4
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the worse thing ever was when my wife agreed to let my sister-in-law (who's a total knock-out but not too smart) give me a BJ in front of her one morning. Unbeknownst to me, i entered the kitchen wearing my robe and a 13" extension under it (i tease my wife with it plus its a good arouser for me as well). to my surprise, she dropped to her knees, yanked open my robe and grabbed me. when she realized what i had on, she reached up and grabbed a butcher knife off the counter and proceeded to hack it off. she had no idea how much room i used up inside it (over 9-1/2 ") and cut into my member. blood started gushing out. then she yanked it off me and pranced around the room flailing it about, laughing. i was not only in serious pain but super embarrassed as well. after i came back from the hospital and finally healed, she never did do what she'd originally requested. i now have a huge scar to constantly remind me of that fateful day.
2006-12-06 16:19:46
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answer #2
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answered by Pete_Cochino 2
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Wwwaaaayyyy back when I was much younger, I inherited a pressure cooker. Needless to say, I didn't know how to use it & to make a long story short....it blew up. There was crap on the ceiling, the windows, the floor....everywhere.
Thank goodness I've learned a whole lot since then. lol
2006-12-06 16:08:38
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answered by Shadow 7
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My pan of bacon exploded into a stove fire really fast once. No serious damage though.
2006-12-06 16:09:27
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answered by Rowan 7
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several years ago I was melting chocolate for Christmas goodies in a microwavable glass bowl...pulled it out of the microwave and it shattered in my hands, hot melted chocolate and glass shards everywhere!!! Not to mentioned it gave my hands severe burns... I put it on the stove in a double boiler now.
2006-12-06 16:09:37
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answer #5
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answered by gonepostalinmo 4
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My washing machine broke and all the water flooded the kitchen.Plus it came out the sink 100 mph!! My cats needed lifeboats.
2006-12-06 17:52:46
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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I dropped a pie on the floor and set a bar towle on fire
2006-12-06 17:49:50
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answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7
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my hubby was gone for a month(JRTC...Army thing)and i wanted apple juice.i couldn't get it opened so i took a sharp knife to it and it slipped and stabbed me in the web between thumb and index finger..it bleed like crazy and i passed out, hit my head, and ended up staying in bed a few days cause i was dizzy..he was mad cause i didn't go to the er...now i have a cool scar..
2006-12-06 16:10:56
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answer #8
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answered by AST 2
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I was petrified one day years ago when my mother was cooking french fries in the grease and it overflowed causing a fire, and she threw water on it. Scared me to death.
2006-12-06 16:08:15
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answer #9
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answered by been there, done that 5
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Food blew up the microwave and burnt the top of the microwave and broke it
2006-12-06 16:11:59
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answer #10
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answered by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6
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I realized the other night that I can't even make a hamburger!
2006-12-06 16:07:59
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answer #11
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answered by Rachel 7
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