Mohammed my pet pig has a really terrible problem......he is the worst kind of porcine glutton. He rushes to the trough, eats steadily, expanding to a huge size. He then charges into the local church....squealing what sounds like `ala be praised,' and then explodes. diarhorrea everywhere.
It is costing me a fortune in cleaning charges. His sty mate Osama is no trouble....he just rushes into the countryside and hides in caves.
what can I do to rectify the problem?
2006-12-06 07:38:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
WOW, You've done it now. Members of this VERY peacefull religion will have you on their hit list!!!!!
2006-12-06 07:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
6 out of 10.
2006-12-06 15:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The current situation of misunderstanding and mistrust is bad enough. This doesn't help anything. What we need is understanding and tolerance. A question like this should never be allowed on the Internet. It only insults people, creates more mistrust and misunderstanding, and invites abuse from Moslems.
2006-12-06 15:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by harveymac1336 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like a bit of pork, chops best, no matter how big they get they all die in the end
2006-12-06 18:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by ringo711 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give your lovely pig a big dinner of bacon and fresh pork! More power to you.
2006-12-06 15:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mr AlFayed will sue you if you keep on you silly mugger
2006-12-08 22:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all problem solve if you eat it for your dinner,ham,bacon sandwich,yaaaaaaaaaaaak soo disgusting and ugly looking animal like you, is that why you are too embarassed to even put a ugly picture of yourself on the avatar.
2006-12-06 16:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by neha 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
eat it. it sounds about the right size for a spit
2006-12-07 02:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by price 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give him a cork and stick it where the sun don't shine that might stop Mohammad from dirtying our churches.
2006-12-06 15:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by chav69 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good question. I'll answer it so I get two points in case it isn't deleted.
2006-12-06 15:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋