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I'm writing to you from my hospital bed as I recover. My family gave me a laptop and I found this site.

So, how did the war go? I remember some of those dammed liberals didn't want us to go in, but we had to.

How many and what kind of WMD's was that bastard Sadam hiding and waiting to attack us with?

How did we show the world that there was a link between Sadam and that bastard Bin Laden (what happend when he was caught? Did we make him pay for 9/11?).

Was it great to see how the Iraqi people greated us as liberators?

I'm sure it all went farily smoothly with just a few troops: did we kick their asses?

Have we achieved that more peaceful and stable Middle East and Afganastan?

2006-12-06 06:36:24 · 12 answers · asked by skeptic 6 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

12 answers

Ms. Schiavo, a lot happened while you were, uh, asleep. Congressional leaders got so worked up about your case that they forgot to do any research or ask any questions about our quick, easy invasion...

Also, a new type of brainwashing has occurred that we are having difficulty curing. See Dr. Chase's babbling lies above for an example.

2006-12-06 06:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Did you go to coma in 1991 or 2003 Any way Bush is still the president.Did you hear about this guy who went into coma in 1959 and opened his eyes in 1970 and asked how is President IKE Eisenhower and when told of his passing automatically understood that NIXON was the main man.

2006-12-06 06:46:49 · answer #2 · answered by Dr.O 5 · 1 0

Skeptic....look after yourself first why worry about the outside world. Everything is still okey and get well soon may be you can go back to the battle field later.

2006-12-06 06:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by pimpa1949 4 · 0 0

We never went in. Bush always said that war was a last resort. Since the U.N. weapons inspectors didn't find any trace of weapons or weapons programs, he decided that it wasn't necessary. Everything's fine.

2006-12-06 06:41:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

dude you were since 2003 in a coma. yeah right

2006-12-06 06:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's a glass parking lot. Saddam is dead. Kim jong Il is dead, too. I shot myself, I'm gonna get you, and the world is falling into the sun. IS THAT THE ANSWER YOU WANTED!!??

2006-12-06 06:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Twojay 3 · 0 0

Believe me, you're still in a coma!

2006-12-06 06:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your putting me in a coma.

2006-12-06 06:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think you are still in a coma

2006-12-06 06:38:34 · answer #9 · answered by stanley f 3 · 0 1

Dude, your kidding yourself.... You are Still in that coma

2006-12-06 06:38:26 · answer #10 · answered by Dog Lover 7 · 0 1

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