They met at the Over 70's singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....
Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."
Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my tights. "
2006-12-06 04:47:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I have heard this before, but I love it. It reminds me of another joke about a prisoner going home after a long stretch inside, and the first thing he did was to throw his wife down on the bed and make passionate love to her.
When all was done, he said "That was great!, but tell me, why did your feet keep going up and down? to which she replied; "You never gave me time to take off my tights!!"
2006-12-06 05:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Pernickety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,HA,that was a good one
2006-12-06 12:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, but what is your question?
2006-12-06 13:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋