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Okay, so we seem to have established that iPods are reelly just mind-control devices. Do you think it's possible that eventually the iPods will gain sentience and become able to think for themselves, making them parasitic and capable of full-body control over their host? Is there any way to stop this from happening? If it does happen, what would be the best way to defeat the iPodples (iPod+peeples=iPodples)?

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2006-12-06 04:19:10 · 8 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I would create a virus to disable and destroy the iPod's ability to function. This would also kill the human user of iPods but this type of collateral damage is to be expected and accepted as necessary to our survival.

Death to Ipods!!

2006-12-06 04:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Are the iPodples stronger and/or faster, or are they just normal peeple being controlled by their iPods? If they are normal, run them over. Dragon is lucky. She can use claws and teeth and fire.
Sir James must use his cunning...and a baseball bat.

2006-12-06 12:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sir James the Dark 4 · 0 0

Hamster Cat was puzzled, so she read earlier answers hamster-hamster. Hamster Cat likes Al's idea best hamster-hamster. Hamster if we use JoBu's idea, we may waste something more than water - if, for instance, it was mixed with something nice hamster-hamster! Hamster Cat's only other idea is to maybe forcibly remove the iPod from the wearer's head and thus force them to see a real world, but that would have the same result as Al's idea, and not be as much fun hamster-hamster!

Hamster you're welcome hamster-hamster!

Hamster purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hamster-hamster

2006-12-06 13:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0 0

Have you seen the latest Scary Movie(do not if you have not already, it is horrendously bad). The iPods were evil and grew to the size of a building.

2006-12-06 12:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmm. Anything is possible. As for a way to defeat the iPodples I have just one word:

swirlies

2006-12-06 14:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by warehaus 5 · 0 0

I think you put too much thought into a little device. Go outside and breathe deeply. You should do yoga.

2006-12-06 12:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by bigyonk_07 3 · 0 0

The only way we would be able to defeat them is by loading them up with crappy songs until they go crazy...it might take psychological warfare to defeat those iPodples...and if the are watching me right now then I would like to welcome our new overlords, the iPodples....All Hail the iPodples...

p.s. i didn't mean that (whispering)

2006-12-06 12:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Simply put, spill water on them and fizzle them out!

Rum shots!

2006-12-06 12:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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