A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar
next to a sad woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "how about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "what a coincidence. This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too; and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "what are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer, and my last batch of hens were infertile.
But today, they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
2006-12-06 03:45:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
That is hilarious! I don't know if it could actually happen, but coincidences do happen.What do I know?
2006-12-06 03:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by Parisian Dancer Girl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10.
2006-12-06 03:50:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
thanks for the laugh
2006-12-06 03:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very clever & witty.
2006-12-06 03:47:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha... that'a a good one.
2006-12-06 03:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by Wiked 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What EXACTLY is your question?
2006-12-06 03:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sure why not ....
2006-12-06 03:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by gaucha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋