2006-12-06 03:43:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have no idea but i reaaaaalllly hope Big Bird does, i hate Barney,
2006-12-06 03:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, Barney would win.
Barney is a sly and cruel purple-and-green dinosaur, whereas Big Bird is sweet and kind and has the mentality of a six-year-old. Big Bird wants to be friends and can feel empathy for everyone, whereas Barney is always happy like he's on some kind of crazy purple-dinosaur stimulants. Big Bird tries to make everyone happy through giving of his time and affection; Barney thinks that dancing around like a trained monkey on crack heals all ills.
Barney is a performer, prone to fits of terrifying manic behavior. Big Bird is sweet and giving. When Big Bird came in for a hug, Barney would attack and chew Big Bird's head off. It would be devastating.
That said, Snuffleupagus would come in and kick some serious dino-tail -- a la any "Jean Claude Van Damme you-killed-my-buddy" movie. Snuffie has a temper, and considering Snuffie and Barney are "imaginary friends" (though Snuffie was proven to exist out of Big Bird's head a few decades back), the battle would be excellent with trampling and trunk-squeezing and lots of stuffing all over the place.
2006-12-06 03:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Jess B 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I believe Big Bird would win this one, I mean if it comes to recruiting people Big Bird has all the characters on Sesame Street, and what does Barney have...Baby Bop and the yellow dude.. And barney just has way to much love to share with anyone... he deserves it
2006-12-06 04:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by *~Adri~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Bird would take out that purple freak easily. The Yellow Fellow would drop Barney with a hurricanrana and then, just to toy with him, slap him like a little punk. Then he'd put him in the figure-four leglock and snap his leg clean off. Next, he'd Rock Bottom the now one-legged hugfest. To finish the deal, he'd take one of Bert's pigeons and choke the purple nerd to death.
2006-12-06 03:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by kenrayf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My money's on Big Bird. Barney has no street smarts unlike Big Bird who lives on sesame street. Big Bird eats singing dinosaurs for breakfast.
2006-12-06 04:06:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big Bird would win hands down. She would use her huge beak in place of a sword to peck Barney all over. Barney would probably use his cane from his magic treasure chest in place of a fighting stick, but ultimately, Bird Bird would win cos she is quicker and bigger.
2006-12-06 03:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by xander 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Big Bird would win because Barney just loves everyone a bit too much and would never fignt anyone.
2006-12-06 03:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney probably wouldn't win because he has short dinosaur arms and legs. He could use his tail, but that's a strech. Big Bird has a bigger posse to back him up, but they are always busy doing other things (Cookie Monster eating cookies, the Count counting, Oscar being grouchy) so I don't think he stands a chance either. But some one who could whip both of them is Bob the Builder. He has all kind of tools and big trucks. He could beat them or just radio his trucks to run them over...
2006-12-06 03:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Big Bird would win. He would peck Barney to death. Oscar the Grouch would coach him.
2006-12-06 03:46:49 · answer #9 · answered by Gallifrey's Gone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big Bird would peck out his eyes, and the rest would be easy. Barney's just a fat, useless pile of yogurt
2006-12-06 03:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋