I really should clean my house but I don't feel like it so tell me something to make me laugh
2006-12-06 03:24:31 · 5 answers · asked by emily 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks ticktock you really made me laugh
2006-12-06 03:32:57 · update #1
My brother sent me these in an email last night. It made me laugh.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
Not exactly hilarious..... but funny enough, I guess. Sure beats cleaning house.
2006-12-06 03:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by ticktock 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
2006-12-06 03:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Simpson trying to sing. Now that's funny!
2006-12-06 03:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by mreed316 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I slipped and fell out of my truck the other day. Good thing no car'ss driving by would of smusssed by head
2006-12-06 03:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by zzband.taliesin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no jokes. but you can go to jokes category and have a laugh there.
2006-12-06 03:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by bella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋