My boss is a filthy version of David Brent... I have to get something really really good.... forget blow up dolls, penis extensions this has all been done.... I need a really funny present....
2006-12-06 01:51:43 · 21 answers · asked by billy 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Cream for his Chlamydia.....say you heard the rumour! : )
2006-12-06 01:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by pinead101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a tub of strawberry slimfast?
Or "regain" if he's a baldy
or an invite to the samaritans Christmas day dinner because no one should be alone on Christmas
or a voucher for a turkish bath (they really slap the hell out of you!)
or hire a MALE stripper for him (tee hee)
Be careful cos someone in your job made out the list of who got who so someone knows who got the boss unless you all did a lucky dip.
Have a good one
2006-12-06 02:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a junk yard and get a toilet w/tank attached, making sure that it is the worst most busted up one you can find, then get something that is looks good,but tastes really nasty and wrap it up to look very pretty (go and get it wrapped in a department store if need be) and put it in the toilet bowl. (My father did this to a family friend as a gag gift with bitter nuts; they look like a smaller version of the pecan, and I wrapped the bitter nuts up in a very pretty package) and he took it to work and presented it to the manager of the carpet shop his younger brother owned. She was sooooooooo p.oed that she cussed him a blue streak. Just be sure that you don't get the boot for this or you maybe should go ahead and get him something nice like mens' cologne.
2006-12-06 03:28:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you go to the Jay & Silent Bob's secret stash you can buy him a drug-dealers union card.
There's some really sick shirts at TShirt hell too, like the "Age of Consent World Tour" shirt and the "I Don't want to tell you how to do your job but go &^% yourself" shirt.
Good luck! Hope it doesn't backfire on ya!
2006-12-06 04:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a cheap pair of gloves, cut off the thumb, wrap it up and when he opens it announce to all that it is his "penis cozy!"
They were quite the gag gift one year where I worked between my times at Uni.
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-06 21:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him something out of the book of george on seinfeld a contrubition to the human fund make up somthing and give it to him and he will think you are just an outstanding person
2006-12-06 01:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by slp9209 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once bought one of mine - another David Brent clone - one of those little "How to Bluff Your Way in Management" books - he thought it was wonderful, which only added to the joke!
2006-12-06 03:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by Stephen L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a glass canister filled with blue Tic Tacs and a nice professional-looking label on it that reads Viagra. He can put it on his desk.
2006-12-06 01:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by kathy_is_a_nurse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Penis pump?
Assless leather chaps?
Latex vagina?
Gay Magazines or movies?
You could actually break down and get him something nice like a charitable donation in his name or a nice bottle of liquor.
2006-12-06 02:20:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any book by George Carlin.
2006-12-06 02:34:24 · answer #10 · answered by lpaganus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about some kind of large anal plug, some have horsetails that stick out of them and the ctual plgu cn be the size of doorknob
2006-12-06 01:55:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋