My wife hired this nanny I think she is like from brazil or something, but any ways I have been sleeping with her for the past two years and now she is 6 months pregnant. I dont know what to do, I am trying to think of a way to tell my wife so we can all live together and be a big happy family under one roof. Do I have a chance? I need suggestions on what to tell her?
2006-12-06 00:54:34 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You're... retardted, youre the same person that slept with your sister and bla bla bla
your sick
2006-12-06 00:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by BeatnUP1 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have the chances of a snowball in hell. It sounds like it is a little late to tell you about the "birds and the bees". What were you thinking? Happy is a word you had better remove from your dictionary for a few years. Realistically the only thing to do is set both females down in the same room (without anything laying around loose to throw or cut or strike blows with) and put all the cards on the table and see what they decide to do to you or with you. Make sure you have a new will made out providing for your new soon to be child; and that your life insurance is paid up. Good luck and try to quit being so stupid in the future.
2006-12-06 02:45:34 · answer #2 · answered by acmeraven 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding?.... or do you think your wife is totally out of touch with reality? You'd better start thinking about what you are going to tell the Divorce Lawyer and plan on paying child support for the nanny's baby and your own...Quit dreaming...your wife isn't going to live as one big happy family once that baby is born and you are all goo goo over it....You may have a chance with the nanny though since she was just as lacking in morals as you were.
2006-12-06 01:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by nancy w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a suggestion, tell her you're a lying cheating dumb*ss and tell her to take everything you've got for child support, allimony and pain and suffering! You're a dog and I'm so glad that I have a faithful husband who believes in the vows we took. Maybe if you had of put forth as much effort into your marriage as you did into getting some then you wouldn't be in this crap. I hope you have alot of cash and a couple of jobs because you will be paying support for a long time you jerk!! Do I have a chance to live as a big happy family???blah blah blah Are you insane? Unless your wife is from Mars I highly doubt that she's gonna think that this is the best thing that ever happened to her since sliced bread and bubble gum.............
2006-12-06 01:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by justwondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you were my husband i would seriously have to cut something off, you cannot love two woman at one time, it is not fair to anybody, what are you going to tell your children when the new baby comes, how do you expect your wife to trust you again. BUT if you and your wife have that kind of relationships where you dont mind the one sleeping with the other then that is cool, just think about how you would feel if you knew that your wife was shagging your best friend and she fell preggy with his child, if this make you easy and happy and not uncomfetable then sit her down and chat to her about it, you have to be honest, honesty is the only way healthy to keep a relationship going.
2006-12-06 01:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in case you may cope with to pay for it, touch a good nanny company and get a qualified nanny. The company will oftentimes have regulations of what you may and can't ask nannies to do. oftentimes nannies freshen up after the youngsters and cook dinner for the youngsters yet whilst she's happy with it, you may ask for vacuuming (one floor) or mild groceries (meaning no longer an entire week's worth yet asking her to purchase milk once you have run out is okay). They quite often basically defend teenagers (ergo nanny as a replace of housekeeper) Nannies value extra desirable than daycare however the time-honored of care is likewise greater. you will could watch to your toddler to reach and spot what you will choose. as an occasion, some toddlers do no longer sleep plenty and cry plenty. consequently, you may probable no longer ask your nanny to do any chores (additionally on account which you do no longer choose a grumpy nanny!) yet whilst your toddler is asleep 4-6 hours out of 10 , you may probable ask her to vacumn and maybe practice dinner besides as sparkling the toddler's room or iron the clothing (purely the toddler's outfits. in no way the dad and mom) - relatively something toddler-proper is okay. or you may say no domicile projects yet decrease pay . the linked fee relies upon the place you reside so.. In London, the linked fee for a stay-in is 350-450 kilos a week besides as room and board. i think of the linked fee is decrease in the U. S.. If the nanny is green and oftentimes uneducated, you may grant $2 hundred/week? If she has a lot of experience and very own childcare and cpr certificates, you may initiate at $500 a week
2016-10-17 21:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think????
If you were my husband I'd cut your balls off!!!!
Why on earth would you sleep with your nanny and then to get her pregnant is the ultimate betrayal. AND then to think you could all live together happily.
Sorry mate but your dead meat!!!!! For your own sake at least have the guts to be honest with your wife and tell her the truth! At least that way you could show some resemblance of being sorry.
2006-12-06 00:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by kellz_car 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you know people can view your past questions right. You're a liar man or your life is really screwed up. Based up your previously asked questions
1. you slept with your wife's twin sister
2. you've been sleeping with your nanny
3. you're in the middle of a divorce
4. kids are in another state
5. you want your wife, nanny, and kids to live together
6. And you also have a girlfiend that hit you with a pot
7. You are a woman beater
2006-12-06 03:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by Almack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man are you nuts, live together with your wife, come on this has to be a joke right. Not saying sleeping with the nanny has not crossed my mine even if i could afford one, but you hitting it raw and you got her knocked up? Priceless your done ain't no fixing this, side note: Ladies no sex nannies allowed in your home there should be only one cookie in your house trust.
2006-12-06 01:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man! You are in a mess! I realy doubt you are gonna live happily ever after with both of them. You probably need to figure out who you wanna be with and choose. If you want to be with your wife you need to break it off with the nanny ( still take care of your kid of course) and tell your wife and beg for forgiveness. If she loves you she will want to work it out. If you want to be with the nanny tell your wife. The truth will set you FREE!
2006-12-06 01:01:06 · answer #10 · answered by kra_z_fly_chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, let me know how this works for you.
Any change your wife is bi? Maybe you've got a shot, if she and the nanny have a thing going.
If this works, you may have a better life than most guys fantasies... of course if this doesn't work you're about to be in a living hell.
Hey... is this question on the level?
2006-12-06 00:58:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋