My girlfriend Sue says that's what she wants. Heck, she already has 8 of em. My friend Lou says that if I give her another one, I'm never gonna get any loving from her. And she wants one that runs on 18 volts! Where do you even find one of those?
Or should I just buy her a toaster?
2006-12-06 00:44:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
And if she sits on the toaster, will it kill her?
I don't want that.
2006-12-06 00:50:15 · update #1
No, your girlfriend has enough of those and for heaven's sake, do NOt get a toaster. No woman wants a kitchen appliance for Christmas. I got one last year and am still ticked about it.
Here's what you need, Mr. Truefact: a vibrating alarm clock. My son just told me about this. It makes a noise as loud as a fire siren but also comes with a disc to put under your mattress. It shakes the bed like crazy. I'm not making this up. If you get this for Sweet Sue then you two lovebirds can be all shook up together. Get her an Elvis CD to go with it.
2006-12-06 11:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If that's what she wants i don't see a problem with buying her one even if she does have 8 already theres no way on this earth that she could give up liking the real thing.
Another good reason is that its fun whilst engaging in foreplay for both you and your partner to experiment with new things so maybe you should try using the vibrator on her as part of the foreplay.
As i don't live in america i don't know if there is ann summers over there but if there is i would suggest cheking them out as they have a wide range of vibrators and other wonderful things for you and your partner.
2006-12-06 00:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John, you're obviously not rocking her the right way. The trailer needs to move side to side, making that squeaking noise, not up and down making that thumping noise, and the noise needs to last a good 20-30 minutes before it stops. Why not buy a Kama Sutra book for yourself, study it really hard, and present what you've learned to her on Christmas day. You could practice on Ole Ernie.
2006-12-06 05:39:29 · answer #3 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,
You can just put a bow on your self??
If you cant think of any thing she needs more then that Vibrator then that is your call, But I would still go with giving her your self, Or may be a sex book, that has siffernt styles or something!
2006-12-06 00:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, a vibrator is a good gift idea to give to your girlfriend. You will definately have some fun sex with her if you buy it. anddddddddd NO NO NO NO toaster pls......
2006-12-06 00:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 23:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Yeah a good vibrator is a great christmas gift, if that is what your significant other wants.
You better be glad she ain't cheating on you, she has the vibes to satisfy her.
2006-12-06 00:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by choosinghappiness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new girlfriend is what you need to get yourself for christmas and a break up is the best gift for her....
2006-12-06 00:47:58 · answer #8 · answered by reene2g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is. Try Lover's Lane or the Adam and Eve Catalog
2006-12-06 01:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sunshine Suzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a toaster, as it is more versatile
2006-12-06 00:48:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋