Nasty little things. My friend Lou says to pour some gas down there and light it. Sounds like it would work. Now, I don't mind burning out the underbrush, it'll grow back, but I'm kinda worried about burning down the tree, if you know what I mean. My girl friend Sue says just to fire off a bug bomb and shove it down my pants. I don't know about that. Last time I used them I blew up my trailer. I think it might be a little over kill. So I'm looking at my dog, Ole Ernie, and he's always liking hiself clean. He don't have any crabs. I'm thinking getting a little peanut butter, and let Ole Ernie have at it. Heck, he can lick paint off a flagpole.
So what do you guys think?
2006-12-05 23:40:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Shave, then pour a little 151 proof Rum on those buggers. have a glass of Margarita Mix under your tool and they will jump in when they get drunk.
2006-12-06 15:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Those are the dumbest solutions I've ever heard! Go to the doctor and get a prescription... it's the only way to get rid of them for sure.
2006-12-05 23:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crabs love Bush (especially the George W. kind). What the heck are you doing buddying up with the Republicans?
2006-12-06 01:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is an easy one.
Go to the movies and get some popcorn with a lot of salt. When they go out to get a drink, switch seats.
2006-12-06 00:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by illusions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shave only one side,set the hairy side on fire,as the crabs run to the shaved side, stab them with a ice pick.
2006-12-05 23:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by DASH 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real?? go to the Dr. and stop sharing them with people and animals
2006-12-05 23:44:11 · answer #6 · answered by justme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shave it all off.... ur whole body... they will spread to where there is hair... if u cannot shave it all.. use NIX for lice.. works wonders... next time stay away from skanks!
2006-12-06 01:45:02 · answer #7 · answered by bigtruckjulie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah get Ernie
2006-12-06 00:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u have to shave all ur hair off down there.
2006-12-06 07:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by momofthesouth2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
octopusses feed on them..
2006-12-06 01:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by catweazle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋