2006-12-05 23:35:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
For some strange reason,since the age of 4,anything my daughter considered to be really good was henceforth referred to as 'Pooey'. When I met my boyfriend,and she got to know him,she began referring to him as 'Majesty Pooey'-and he reciprocated by calling her 'Princess Pooey'. (Apparently,I haven't reached royalty status yet!) So one Christmas,while out shopping,my daughter saw a fake poo in a joke shop and begged me to buy it for my boyfriend as a gift from her. We tok it home,made a crown and scepter for it,with a banner proclaiming,'His Royal Highness,Majesty Pooey'-and cut out a picture of his face and put it on the front. He absolutely loved it!
2006-12-05 23:49:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fairly conventional myself, but the weirdest birthday present I ever saw was a dead octopus in a fish tank full of water. The octopus did not sit right apparently (being dead) so the sender inflated it with a pen body.
Needless to say, the recipient was stunned when his present was unveiled.
2006-12-05 23:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by Alice S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pair of crotchless panties with a picture of Rudolph on the back, tiny bells around the elastic that would ring when you walked.
2006-12-05 23:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by Isis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone sent me a piece of wood and a carpenters pencil. It was anonymous and I didn't know the handwriting on the envelope. There was no explanation and I never found out who it was from.
2006-12-05 23:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not me, but my Aunt(liberal) gave my mother (conservative) an ironing board cover with a nude man on it. I laughed my **** off! My mom, said thank you and then gave me the cover later. I think my husband threw it out, can't find it anywhere.
2006-12-05 23:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a gag in the shape of a rugby ball, i was not impressed, also as my birthday is at christmas i was once given a carved bust of a horse, needless to say it reminded me of the god father and it ended up on the fire.
2006-12-05 23:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Cruz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my grandad is one of them that will buy things from junk mail to be entered in to prize drawers, he gives me and my family the so called gifts as presents. i think my brother got a sewing kit aged 8. i cant think of my worst ive had so many.
2006-12-05 23:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by amethyst2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as a joke my parents gave me salad topping and a dredyl made out of clay!
2006-12-05 23:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother in-law's mother (my sister's husband's mother) gave
me, my brother, and my sister a tooth brush and tooth paste for Christmas.
2006-12-05 23:38:51 · answer #9 · answered by ?Johanna Loves Superman? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A steam cleaner
2006-12-05 23:44:57 · answer #10 · answered by serephina 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋