A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.
>
> "Hi is Tony home?"
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> " No he went to the store."
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> "Well, do you mind if I wait?"
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> " No come in."
>
> They sit down and the friend says
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> "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give
> you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.
>
> " Nora thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell - a
> hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her
> and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and
> Chris says
>
> "They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. I'll give you
> another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together. Nora
> thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Chris
> a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the
> table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves. A while
> later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know your weird friend
> Chris came over. " Tony thinks about this for a second and says
>
> "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?
2006-12-05 19:07:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
hahaha 9/10, but why've you put it in Television?
2006-12-05 21:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice lol
Nice one Chris! Guess Nora's may be relieved and glad that Chris did not owe Tony a few thousand bucks. Chris may have offered Nora a few thousand for 1.
Have gd day!
2006-12-05 19:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 03:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!! That is just way too funny
Tell me, is Nora a blonde?
2006-12-05 21:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-05 19:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by Denny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who told you what i did nora i suppose
2006-12-05 21:38:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she think that see only, no touching, no picture taken.... worth the money???
2006-12-05 19:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by Fish Master 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just popping over to my mates house now!!!!
2006-12-05 19:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by Marcus P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe ~ very clever friend he has.
2006-12-05 19:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.you know sometimes it really happens
2006-12-05 20:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by bad tooth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋