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OMG, on a bet I just touched my crotch with hotsauce from my wings on my hand and now my penis is SWELLING and THROBBING!!!!! I am uncircumsized and it's getting under the skin and it's SO PAINFUL!!! WHAT DO I DO TO STOP THE PAIN!! IT'S THROBBING AND RAW!!!!!!!

2006-12-05 18:13:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health General Health Care Injuries

13 answers

Now Now Tiffany ..... His mom probably fell down the stairs laughing at his c*ck

2006-12-05 21:57:49 · answer #1 · answered by Mark S 3 · 1 0

First off you need to go soak in the tub of cold water and baking soda, if it still painful go see the doctor!
Dang it man ,first this now ,your mom and you still want to type on the internet ... go check into the first mental hospital cause dude you got issues!

2006-12-06 02:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by MagikButterfly 5 · 1 0

Try using the product your name comes from (after washing of course)....it coats so it should last through the night and hopefully stop the irritation.

2006-12-06 02:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by slknspphr3645 3 · 0 0

Wash it with water and soap! Get in the shower with not so hot water! its swelling because you have irritated the crap out of it! Good Luck!

2006-12-06 02:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by autumn w 2 · 0 0

Amputate.

2006-12-06 02:25:46 · answer #5 · answered by iansand 7 · 1 0

Flush thoroughly with copious amounts of gasoline.

2006-12-06 02:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by higg1966 5 · 1 0

Help yourself.
No need to be noticed here.
I don't even read your question fully.
You put up this question just to provoke others for sure.
Poor unhappy momma's boy....
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2006-12-06 04:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What you actually have a Penis...I really doubt that...You really are one sick puppy!!!!!!!

First you burn your freaking dick...then your

mother falls down the stairs, NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY ARE YOU PSYCHO

2006-12-06 02:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by Tiffany B 3 · 1 0

Go wash it properly instead of wasting time typing this... for goodness sake...

2006-12-06 02:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by Nikkers 6 · 0 0

LOL! Rinse it off with water and vinegar. It should get better.

2006-12-06 02:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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