I am thinking that I could trot out my pet griffin and dragon?
or is that just over kill?
nah hold on will get out an net can capture the lot of them>>
p.s. I am not wierd, phyco, a freak or any of that other stuff just need answers
and for everyone else my sex life is not suffering because of this question as others have suggested..
thanks for your attention... over and out.
2006-12-05 17:53:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Well it depends on the dungeon master, how sharp he is. Sharp claws are great, but unless they're serrated they're really not going to simply slice though a net. It would buy you some time as they became tangled up and ended up doing each other some damage, too, trying to cut their way out. Of course I'm partial to a Remmington 870 or a Benelli auto loader - but those probably aren't available in your realm so I'd go with fire. Don't know if a Griffin is a fire user or not where you are. Not where I'm from. Sounds like a lot of monkeys so they'd at least keep him busy while some others sliced you up. And the Griffin wouldn't appreciate you getting him all tore up while you're hiding behind the dragon - who'd stand a fairly good chance of smoking the Griffin as well as the monkeys, since the Griffin is a close quarters fighter while Mr. Dragon can sit back a distance and fire up a whole section of air space.
a. Find a space to retreat to that reduces the number of monkeys that can confront you at once. Like going backwards into a funnel if you see what I mean. Overhead cover would be a plus because it would force the monkeys to attack on the ground.
b. Have the dragon covering your retreat, flaming the monkeys as they charge in. Have the Griffin between you and the dragon so he can dispatch any monkeys that might get past the flames.
c. Make sure the griffin and dragon are following you into the retreat in case you meet some other nasties. Don't abandon your critters, and be prepared to make a stand when you get to a point where you can handle the number of monkeys that can reach you at once. Then show the dragon, griffin, and the monkeys why you carry that steel blade - carve up some monkey butt!
2006-12-05 18:47:34 · answer #1 · answered by rumplesnitz 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is nice to see the Yahoo Answers community has put forth some creative answers - I'm seriously impressed!
Yes, style points do come with a dragon (as per the first answerer), I must admit.......but the griffin - pah, I shall release my cockatrice and that will be the end of your griffin.
Now for the rest - nets, fire, umbrellas, bananas, water - that won't stop a bloodthirsty troop.
However, military counsel is still somewhat perturbed by the rumoured dragon. They have decided to send forth spies (shape changing ones to mess with your head - they will come disguised as clients with travel requirements). Once reports have been sent back to HQ to determine size, species, ferociousness, etc of dragon, they will decide on the future plan of attack.
PS - The troop was a little unsettled at Lone's suggestion. There have been some deserters to the cause.
PPS - Billydavis puts forward quite a clever strategy - respect - a retired US Marine putting a different slant on the whole thing - I may recruit him for a future consultant
2006-12-06 17:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No way, your precious griffin/dragon would still be hurt. Imagine the vet bills you would have to pay. Instead, throw at them some iron coated bananas, and let them dulled their claws trying to eat them. Then let your dragon fry them to a crisp. WOnder if the monkeys taste like chicken, hmmmm
2006-12-06 03:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I'd have to say that the net is out cause if they have sharp claws, they are going to bust right out of that thing. Guess you'll have to use the dragon....there's no such thing as overkill when you're being attacked by those deranged monkeys.
2006-12-06 02:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by slknspphr3645 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best defence is to pour a bucket of water over the wicked witch that controls the monkeys, thereby melting her and rendering the flying monkeys innefectual.
2006-12-06 01:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by warlok1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I say use the Tin Man with a +8 Battle Axe.
2006-12-06 01:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by Shiomi Ryuu 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Big rifles. That's how poachers kill all sorts strange animals, including flying sharp clawed monkeys.
2006-12-06 01:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by Roman Soldier 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wave two chickens in the air and recite an incantation while sucking on 3 Mentos. Don't worry ... it works.
2006-12-06 01:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by lesliejay63 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DUDE its obvious you gota get your own winged monkeys with sharp claws to battle them wouldn't it be cool to control your own army of sharp clawed winged monkeys i need to get some of those
2006-12-06 02:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried a Pink and yellow polka dotted umbrella with a handful of twinkies....???
(the twinkies have sleeping pills in them.(Hey where's the cream filling?))
the umbrella is used to confuse them because they don't know what to think of it.
lol
(sorry but this was the first thing that came to mind)
2006-12-06 01:58:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋