Do you have any good aim away messages?

Question

Do you have any good away messages.If so could yuo share them thanks.

Answer 1

#1 aim=aol instant messenger? lol. Recieved hardrive failure eminent error on the screen have gone to buy a new one don't know when will be back:)

#2 fell asleep *head lands on keybourd breaking it*

#3 fulll screen application open might not respond for a few days.

Person walking by adds some:

(I don't have it, but if I did)

Away from computer. The fact that you are about to send me a message means you didn't read this one or you realize there is nothing in my house worth stealing and have decided to try my identity next.

and for the IM I do use:

Call it does, over hill and dale, mountain and sea, toward a future I know not. Guided foth in a land where none remember, a task I must face that I may remind of a time now dying, destinded to guide and teach, protect and fight, for these are my people; my kin. Where is it that I may find myself, my purpose I am called forth to do, who knows where my battle lies that I may prepare?

Answer 2

1. The Bible was written by forty different people over a period of hundreds of years. Just a little proof that God is in control and the center of the universe.
The shortest chapter of the Bible is Psalm 117. The longest is Psalm 119. The chapter in the center of the Bible is Psalm 118. There are 594 chapters before and after Psalm 118. Multiply this number by 2 and you'll get 1188. The center verse of the Bible is Psalm 118:8. Psalm 118:8(NKJV): It is better to trust in the LORD than put confidence in man." The word Lord is in the center of this verse and in the center of the Bible. How could this have happened without God's plan and Him in control?

2. COWBOYS WON

3. We're going worldwide
To every creature that's breathing
We're going worldwide
Till this story is heard
We're going worldwide
No one can stop us
We're going worldwide
To the ends of the earth
Audio Adrenaline: "Worldwide"

4. hello, i am not here, meaning i am away from the computer at the moment which is where you probably dont want me to be because you are either iming me or checking my info. So i am not here, so if you want to talk to, leave me a message at the beep.
BEEP...

Answer 3

"I fell outta my chair, this might take awhile" "I'm off like the black on Michael Jackson" "I'm doing something better than talking to you"

Answer 4

Fire drill, back in a few...