Just curious
2006-12-05 12:58:41 · 13 answers · asked by Airplanegirl 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
grow a beard
2006-12-05 13:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by david d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To join the circus, you must understand people are there to see a show, so they want something freakish, to be truly successful in your unusual career choice you will need to do something that will make you unusually funny or freakish, hence the term 'freak-show'. Personally, you're much better off running away and coming to New Zealand. People are very friendly here and it will help you see the world from a more 'Global' Perspective
2006-12-05 21:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you and Micquie should join the circus as "The Incredible Intertwined Leg Thingie"!
2006-12-06 06:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you incredibly fat? Have 2 heads? Are you a woman with an impressive presence of facial hair? If not then you need to invest in lots of sequins and practice balancing on either:
a. 2 horses galloping at the same speed
b. a tight rope
c. a unicycle on a tight rope
Good Luck!!!
2006-12-05 21:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by hes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seeing that you have pure beauty, I can see you in a special place in the circus...
OH I can see you now
yes I can actually picture this i my mind
your all dressed up in those real tight pants suits with shinny sequences all over you ( maybe bright red or blue) and your way up there on the high wire with another girl and a guy, all wearing the same type of clothing..
and or doing the same dress and using the high swinging thingy...
good luck with it all
let us know when and were we can all come and see you perform......
smile
good luck
2006-12-09 17:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok first thing off to join the circus it helps if you are a freak, which you most certainly are not... and secondly the circus doesnt deserve you
2006-12-06 10:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by blondie extrodianarre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you want to be? A clown? The person who sells popcorn? Do you like working long hours and traveling away from your family?
2006-12-05 21:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by tofu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, hire a certain costume maker in New Orleans to bedeck you with sequins and fringe.
2006-12-09 15:51:01 · answer #8 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from shady looking clowns that keep their hands in their pockets while they talk to you. Tip: They aren't digging for change.
2006-12-05 21:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by BAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy those lively folks. Sounds like fun.
2006-12-05 21:02:14 · answer #10 · answered by justme 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Develop a love of funnel cake and turkey legs so you will fit in.
2006-12-06 06:22:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋