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When ever I ask a girl what her number is, she says, "no means no!!" and sprays my eyes with pepper spray,

either that or they give me a phone number with 54 digits, is that normal?

I have been seeing this girl lately, been a couple of days since i purchased these binoculars, why did she throw a grenade at my car outside her house?

2006-12-05 12:47:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

You just have to get you some of that axe body spray and you'll be ok

2006-12-05 12:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Try a pair of binoculars with larger magnification!

2006-12-05 21:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by That one guy 6 · 0 0

Sounds like you're having a streak of bad luck. Keep trying, though. If you manage to stay out of jail, you should be able to find someone lovely.

2006-12-05 20:48:23 · answer #3 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 1 0

Aw, that warm familiar burn of pepper spray.

You get used to it after a few dozen times,

It will always hurt, but you learn to deal with it.

2006-12-05 20:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I don't know! The same thing happens to me... WEIRD! I just want to know where girls get grenades? They all must buy in bulk!

2006-12-05 20:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by jojot001 2 · 2 0

Learn some respect! Troll...

2006-12-05 20:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by ßαßε 5 · 0 0

she's just playing hard to get.

you know,
a good way to close the deal is to approach her dad and tell him how strongly you feel about his daughter...
works every time!

good luck.

2006-12-05 20:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0 0

hey, don't feel bad. maybe you're looking at all the wrong places, have you tried the mental institution or jail perhaps?

2006-12-05 20:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 1 0

Ha Ha.

2006-12-05 20:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by stick man 6 · 1 0

Wow thats surprising... you seem like such a sane fellow...

2006-12-05 20:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by kai_oshea 2 · 0 0

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